The Plan Will Only Work If You Access The Secret Compartment In Your Fedora By Removing The Brim Of Your

“The plan will only work if you access the secret compartment in your fedora by removing the brim of your hat,” Johnny devised.

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An explanation

The Grand Tour II

There once was a boy from Antwerp,

Who'd taken much joy in the slurp

Of pussy, hirsute,

And when finished, to boot,

Would always conclude with a burp.

Mitosis by Kevin Van Aelst

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.

The Grand Tour VI

At The Hague in the land of the Dutch A girl gives that topical touch To each diplomat Until they go splat; They call her "The Eurozone Crutch."

Love's a Witch

Three witches convenes in a coven

And summoned a penis for lovin'.

They found him too cold,

So a witch, who was quite bold,

Heated it in a microwave oven.

*Ding*

Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.