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Love's A Witch
Love's a Witch
Three witches convenes in a coven
And summoned a penis for lovin'.
They found him too cold,
So a witch, who was quite bold,
Heated it in a microwave oven.
*Ding*
Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.
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There once was a boy from Antwerp,
Who'd taken much joy in the slurp
Of pussy, hirsute,
And when finished, to boot,
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To boldly go where no man has gone before
There once was a Captain named Kirk
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This space Casanova
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I found these stock images and couldn't stop laughing for an hour.
This is not how one "does science".
I encourage you to submit any captions you deem appropriate.
The Grand Tour VI
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