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To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
To boldly go where no man has gone before
There once was a Captain named Kirk
Who had quite a dazzling smirk.
From Scalos to Kelva
This space Casanova
Was likely to "bring home his work".
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The Grand Tour IV
There is a young barmaid from Brest,
Who can't tell you east from the west,
But when car'nal direction
Leads to an erection,
She's ever so pleased to ingest.
The Grand Tour
An affluent angler from Kent Embarked to the main Continent, But in using his rod, He never caught cod, So how come it came back so bent?
'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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The Grand Tour VI
At The Hague in the land of the Dutch A girl gives that topical touch To each diplomat Until they go splat; They call her "The Eurozone Crutch."