For Reasons Quite Far Beyond Me,

For reasons quite far beyond me,

The couples on subways I see

Lack any disgrace

While they're sucking-face,

And groping with unbridled glee.

~

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In this city of York, old and new If there's one thing that makes me say "ew," It's transiting nightly Through seas so unsightly Of hands deep in back pockets blue.

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Poignant ponderings on the poetic process from ieatedthepurpleone

Thank you for having those placed 

And posted with admirable haste

Any post that is dealing

In sexual healing 

Should never be made go to waste.

~

They're many who'll try to exploit us

For talents in verse so adroit, thus

when blessed with a gift

That brings such a lift

Use it for rhyming 'bout coitus

~

I rhyme for the joy, there's no doubt

Perhaps a few lines will have clout

But in verse about sex

I'm a Rhythmus Rex

Who aims to stay in, not pull out

~

Disclaimer

* All views in this verse, here expressed

Unless otherwise somehow impressed

Span from crass down to queerer

But aren't a true mirror

And are meant to be taken in jest.

The Elements, a classic Tom Leher song.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rhyming is hard, And I'm still jetlagged.