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disclaimer ^-^

we might make some alfreds playhouse posts in the future

WE DONT SUPPORT EMILY YOUCIS, THE SERIES IS JUST RLLY COOOOL XP -💊

Time for a big ol' disclaimer.

This is a blog for the character of Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate OVA, as well as the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged version of the character.

The big bad of the OVA are N*zis. While I don't intend to linger on the subject, a large part of the character's history involves hunting, fighting, and killing N*zi vampires. I do not intend to redact this part of his story, or edit it out. I will tag any mention made.

The OVA is also full of violence and body horror, themes of which will also be present on this blog.

The presence of the above themes on this blog does not constitute any sort of endorsement.

If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to turn back now! I know these are heavy subjects, and not everyone wants to see them. Take care of yourself and your mental wellbeing first.

Practicando como dibujar sangre, aún me queda como rara.

hey friendly reminder incest is bad, adult/minor relationships are bad, and any nsfw involving minors is literally child porn (no matter their age) and also illegal to possess! the fact that these are controversial opinions blows my mind and if any of you support any of these things block me bitch!!!

My mom: Wearing bras all the time (specifically to sleep) will stunt your chest growth.

11-year-old me before I knew I was trans:

*proceeds to keep wearing a bra all the time*

Disclaimer

Hi everyone, just wanted to make it clear that we will most likely be posting on weekends because we will be starting school soon, but please feel free to send in requests at anytime. We promise we will tend to them. We will still be active during weekdays but we will post new stories and update on weekends. Thank you! 

~admin L

Disclaimer (again)

I just want to thank everybody that have supported us so far. We actually need three more follows for our first 100 follows, so I guess you can say I am very happy that you all show us so much love. But getting to the point of this post. As you can see, this is titled disclaimer. I am here to say that unfortunately, we will not write anything for requests that make us uncomfortable. We do write smut, don’t get us wrong, but we won’t write things that are out of line for example, things like rape or forcefulness. There are things we will write to a certain extent, just to be clear. So there will be some requests we will be ignoring, so please if you are going to request then please make sure they are not extreme. Thank you!!

~admin L

Nejako začať treba

Disclaimer - Pretože z vlastnej hlavy toto nemám a myšlienku pre založenie takejto skládky mi vnukol blog https://kapitanmrzut.tumblr.com/ Ten je už takmer neaktívny, ale minule som tam videla návštevnícke chválospevy, tak si vravím, že možno je čas prevziať štafetu. Včil... Vitajte na mieste pre všetkých, ktorí nevedia, kam sa obrátiť počas zdĺhavého čakania na ďalšiu knihu Juraja Červenáka, ktorí sa chcú podeliť o dojmy z čítania a vážne i uletené nápady (len píšte, pokojne aj anonymne), či si na niečo zaspomínať.

Disclaimers

All Written by ~ Me a.k.a @chloe-skywalker​

☆ I don’t own any of the TV or Movies that I write for, also don't own any of the Characters I write for either or probably most of their locations etc... (obviously)

Studios/Movies/TV Shows Examples: Star Wars, Marvel, Disney, Warner Brothers, Teen Wolf, Stranger Things, Suicide Sqaud, etc ...

Charater Examples: Harley Quinn, Bucky Barnes, Poe Dameron, Billy Hargrove, Derek Hale, Daryl Dixon, Negan, Joker, Batman, Thor, etc...

♡ But I do own all my writing's and my own ideas

♤ I only own the side characters or love interest that I make up (Example: Beck in a Joker & Harleys daughter Imagine I have written that's mine, but Harley & Joker aren't.) I also own my own locations that I make up.

♧ I do have a Wattpad so my work is on there as well so please do not copy and post my stuff elsewhere unless asking me first and I give you permission.

(I have given permission to 1 or 2 users on Tumblr to repost my stuff in different languages. They even tag me as the original Aurthor.)

◇ If the Imagine has a “ * “ next to it on any of the Masterlists that means it was a requested story.

♡ I don't reply and post requests from my inbox till the requested item is written. Whether it be just the dialogs done or the full story is done. That way I don't lose the story idea. But also even if its not gonna be posted for awhile I don't want to keep it in my inbox.

~ So I did add the "Tip" thing to some of my posts and maybe even all. Now I do NOT do this writing for money or anything its all for fun and it goes with my career and its fun.

I don’t do this for the money at all I just think if someone’s willing to tip me for all the time I spend I spend doing these stories and the work I out into doing this then might as well get the tip right?

So no pressure. And I will NOT be making my blog or any of my posts ones you can only see if you pay. I think that’s wrong and greedy. (No offense if you do it!)

Background

The Forest of Oasis is based off of many inspirations that the Guardian have been interested in. As a result, the enchantments are the works of her that is created on these muses.

❀ All works cannot be reposted without my permission.

“ Copyright © 202X Mintvender

All rights reserved.”

Will appear at the bottom of every work I own for this particular purpose.

❀ All of my work are portrayals of my imagination and should only be use as a mean of entertainment.

❀ Please don’t use the information in my work for scientific research purposes as I am not experienced in said field.

❀ All characters are portrayed from my imagination and does not represent the actual people in real life.

❀ Mistakes in my writing will always be there even if I try my best to edit them so please understand.

— 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐄’𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐐.

this is a multifandom blog meaning that i favorite certain fandoms/characters so there will most definitely be more writings for certain characters and fandoms.

please don’t be offended if you send a request for someone and I don’t fulfil it, sometimes the inspiration is lacking for certain characters. I still wish to write though so I will continue to post.

requests are open so you can send them whenever you want !

DO YOU HAVE A MASTERLIST?

my masterlist is pinned at the top of my blog in navigation when viewing in the app, it can also be found on the left hand side of my blog when viewing on desktop.

ARE YOUR REQUESTS OPEN?

please check my pinned masterlist for request details, I always try my best to keep it updated.

WHAT DO YOU WRITE FOR?

smut, angst, fluff, age gaps, poly/threesome+, reverse harem, dubcon, noncon, yandere, toy play, cheating (to an extent), blood play, knife play, bdsm, breath play, violence, gore, hunter/prey, praise and degradation, power imbalance, supernatural, choking, mommy/daddy kink. (wrap it up!)

WHAT DO YOU NOT WRITE FOR?

rpf, necrophilia, incest, daddy/little play, age play (basically pedophilia), spitting, bimbo!reader, foot fetish, animal play, race play, watersports, miscarriage, any kind of abuse, child fics, any ocs, the pet name ‘kitten’ is just.. no.

WHAT DO YOU USE FOR YOUR HEADERS?

I use canva and sometimes ibispaint x. I get most of my images from pinterest.

WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR?

MARVEL

miguel o’hara, hobie brown, gwen stacy, miles morales, tony stark, peter parker (all variants), doctor strange, wade wilson, eddie brock, kate bishop, mary jane

DC UNIVERSE

harley quinn, diana prince, clark kent, pamela isley/poison ivy, arthur curry/aquaman, bruce wayne/batman

STRANGER THINGS

eddie munson, steve harrington, henry creel, jim hopper

THE WALKING DEAD

negan smith, rick grimes, daryl dixon, maggie greene, glenn rhee, abraham ford, carl grimes, morgan jones, shane walsh, michonne hawthorne, ezekiel sutton, gabriel stokes, eugene porter, rosita espinosa

RESIDENT EVIL

leon scott kennedy, chris redfield, claire redfield, ashley graham, ada wong, luis sera, albert wesker, jill valentine, carlos oliveira, rebecca chambers, sherry birkin, ethan winters, helena harper, alcina dimitrescu, karl heisenberg

MODERN WARFARE II

simon riley/ghost, john mactavish/soap, john price, kate laswell, phillip graves, kyle garrick/gaz, alejandro vargas, könig, gary sanderson/roach, farah karim, valeria garza, rodolfo parra

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU . . .

are racist, homophobic, bigoted, zionist, islamphobic. judgmental to what people enjoy writing/reading. copy or repost my fics. follow me if you’re problematic. send your full fic into my ask box, i will not post it. —  if you fit the average dni criteria you will be blocked.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG AND I ASK THAT MDNI - THANK YOU.

I AM BACK YALL HEHEHEHEHEHEH sorry for taking so loooong 👉👈😔🎶🎶

Have a little info on my stupid selfsona, I love them they're so silly 😭😭

I love her but someone who grew up listening to the audiobook pride and prejudice to fall asleep, I just have to add that despite her awesomeness this version of pride and prejudice is criminally inaccurate and if you want to watch pride and prejudice watch the bbc 1995 version, I beg.

Costume appreciation series: Keira Knightley’s Period Drama Cinematic Universe

King Arthur (2004): costume design by Penny Rose and Louis Joon

Pride and Prejudice (2005): costume design by Jacqueline Durran

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003-2007): costume design by Penny Rose

Atonement (2007): costume design by Jacqueline Durran

Silk (2007): costume design by Carlo Poggioli and Kazuko Kurosawa

The Edge of Love (2008): costume design by April Ferry

The Duchess (2008): costume design by Michael O’Connor

A Dangerous Method (2011): costume design by Denise Cronenberg

Anna Karenina (2012): costume design by Jacqueline Durran

The Imitation Game (2014): costume design by Sammy Sheldon

Colette (2018): costume design by Andrea Flesch

The Aftermath (2019): costume design by Bojana Nikitovic

Misbehaviour (2020): costume design by Charlotte Walter

tumblr needs to stop putting every fandom I interact with on my dash. I'm just browsing. window shopping, if you will. would you send me into damnation for sparing it a glance? for sharing a stolen kiss as it passes by? god forbid women do anything

Disclaimer!

Any art or fanart seen here does not belong to me unless stated otherwise. I will try my best to credit the related artist, but in case I'm not able to do so and you find your artwork here...please do inform me. Do not copy my work without permission!!

oh yeah but I feel like I should also add a disclaimer here that Battery Acid Is Dangerous, So Don't Do This Unless You're A Professional Who Knows Exactly What You're Doing

today on shocking soil science information, apparently people put battery acid in soil sometimes. on purpose. to help. and it works

!DISCLAIMER!

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i’m not responsible for your media consumption.

i’ve specifically stated that my tumblr account is 17+ since i post stuff not recommended for anyone under that age. you’re allowed to interact with my art, but other than that i prefer you not interact with me or my other posts.

my sfw account is my instagram account which i linked in my pinned.

basic dni criteria, no weirdos on my blog or you’ll get blocked.

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Poignant ponderings on the poetic process from ieatedthepurpleone

Thank you for having those placed 

And posted with admirable haste

Any post that is dealing

In sexual healing 

Should never be made go to waste.

~

They're many who'll try to exploit us

For talents in verse so adroit, thus

when blessed with a gift

That brings such a lift

Use it for rhyming 'bout coitus

~

I rhyme for the joy, there's no doubt

Perhaps a few lines will have clout

But in verse about sex

I'm a Rhythmus Rex

Who aims to stay in, not pull out

~

Disclaimer

* All views in this verse, here expressed

Unless otherwise somehow impressed

Span from crass down to queerer

But aren't a true mirror

And are meant to be taken in jest.

People taking pictures of their TVs for screencaps and getting offended by the funny Freeform 700 Club disclaimers on Twitter are my new favorite thing.