the bird of hermes is my name eating my wings to keep me tame
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he remains still as he listens, perfectly so, lacking even the scant life signs that the other vampire possesses, soft breath, a slowly beating heart, the subtle shifts. if she's looking for him, well then, this seemed as though it might become business. a slight incline of his head is the only indication that he's heard her at first, the faintest twitch of his lips towards a smirk at her quip.
“ say what you came here for, then. i may hear you out, if it sounds worth my time. ”
@thecrimscnfuckr continued
"Oh Im not here to watch, I've been looking for you for a while." The vampire mused, arms crossed. "That's a refreshing break from darling, though very nich."
"I'm guessing by the hat that I have the right guy. Care to chat Carmen San Diego?"
like this for a smol starter
@baby-royalty - continued
there are no words exchanged -- just a body unceremoniously dropped at the foot of her bed. human, still warm, even.
today's question: do I adjust alucard for a bg3 verse, or just let him stay his ridiculously overpowered menace of a self ? i'm kind of leaning towards the latter, because he wants to laugh at all the ""vampires"" over there
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He blinks once, expression unchanging, and otherwise motionless. dark glasses slide down the bridge of his nose as he evaluates the offering, crimson eyes peering over dark rims. “ a fish cracker. ” his gaze shifts from the offering, to the offerer --- “ your offering will be presented to my master - sir integra fairbrook wingates hellsing. i wonder what she'll make of it. ”
I should really start coming up with ways to fit Alucard into other fandoms and verses, but gods, is he being stubborn.
You had it coming!
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Send :🔪 to find Alucard standing over a dead body -- accepting
“ i can't say that i’m much one for an audience while i eat, so spit it out, draculina, what is it you want from me ? hurry now before my patience runs out. ”
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thecrimscnfuckr ------ an indie rp blog for Alucard of Hellsing Ultimate (+ Abridged)
like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
My master...it shall be done. As you command.
welcome to thecrimscnfuckr, a blog featuring Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate OVA, as well as his Abridged counterpart.
a study in: the humanity in monsters, rejected redemption, existential ennui, and more.
adult themes will be present -- temporary rules under the cut.
read the disclaimer before anything else.
recognize that I am not my muse. Alucard is not a nice man; I try very hard to be kind. We are not the same.
If you don't specify between OVA Alucard and Abridged Alucard, I will choose for you.
Please be 20+ to interact. I'm in my early 30's, so I'd prefer to avoid the teens.
Alucard is, to put is lightly, stupid OP. I prefer to plot out action scenes to avoid issues with this.
My inbox is open to all, however, I ask that you not turn asks into threads unless we're mutuals.
Activity will be slow, please respect this. If it's been more than a week, you're welcome to give me a gentle nudge.
Time for a big ol' disclaimer.
This is a blog for the character of Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate OVA, as well as the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged version of the character.
The big bad of the OVA are N*zis. While I don't intend to linger on the subject, a large part of the character's history involves hunting, fighting, and killing N*zi vampires. I do not intend to redact this part of his story, or edit it out. I will tag any mention made.
The OVA is also full of violence and body horror, themes of which will also be present on this blog.
The presence of the above themes on this blog does not constitute any sort of endorsement.
If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to turn back now! I know these are heavy subjects, and not everyone wants to see them. Take care of yourself and your mental wellbeing first.
