the bird of hermes is my name eating my wings to keep me tame
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Remember To Keep Your Energy Up Whilst Scrolling The Dashboard! Have A Fish Cracker!
Remember to keep your energy up whilst scrolling the dashboard! Have a fish cracker!
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He blinks once, expression unchanging, and otherwise motionless. dark glasses slide down the bridge of his nose as he evaluates the offering, crimson eyes peering over dark rims. “ a fish cracker. ” his gaze shifts from the offering, to the offerer --- “ your offering will be presented to my master - sir integra fairbrook wingates hellsing. i wonder what she'll make of it. ”
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My master...it shall be done. As you command.
welcome to thecrimscnfuckr, a blog featuring Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate OVA, as well as his Abridged counterpart.
a study in: the humanity in monsters, rejected redemption, existential ennui, and more.
adult themes will be present -- temporary rules under the cut.
read the disclaimer before anything else.
recognize that I am not my muse. Alucard is not a nice man; I try very hard to be kind. We are not the same.
If you don't specify between OVA Alucard and Abridged Alucard, I will choose for you.
Please be 20+ to interact. I'm in my early 30's, so I'd prefer to avoid the teens.
Alucard is, to put is lightly, stupid OP. I prefer to plot out action scenes to avoid issues with this.
My inbox is open to all, however, I ask that you not turn asks into threads unless we're mutuals.
Activity will be slow, please respect this. If it's been more than a week, you're welcome to give me a gentle nudge.
Muse talking about the mun
Send me a symbol for my muse to answer these questions about the mun!
👀 Do the mun and you get along?
✌ Is there anything you dislike about the mun?
👋 Do you and the mun agree on something?
✍ Has the mun some special talents beside writing?
🙏 Do you think the mun would be able to survive in your world?
✨ Does the mun read fanfictions and if yes, what is your opinion on them?
🎉 Does the mun likes to go to parties or not?
🎁 Is the mun good at taking compliments or not?
🎀 What does the mun have for a music taste? Do you like it?
🎨 What are the mun’s hobbies?
👗 How is the mun’s fashion sense?
✂ Did the mun ever do something to make you jealous?
⏳ How much time does the mun spend on your blog?
🍨 What is the mun’s favorite ice cream flavour?
🍪 Does the mun like sweets?
🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on?
🍀 What is your opinion on the layout of the blog the mun did for you?
⭐ Is there any genres the mun enjoys writing but you don’t enjoy being part of?
🌟 Is there any genres the mun doesn’t enjoy writing but you enjoy being part of?
☀ Does the mun listen to you while writing or not?
🌙 Does the mun stay up long or goes to bed early?
⚡ What is the mun’s favorite weather?
❄ Did the mun ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do?
💧 How often do you annoy the mun? And with what?
🔥 How would you spend one day with the mun if you could?
☀ Does the mun have other muses beside you? What is your opinion on them?
Time for a big ol' disclaimer.
This is a blog for the character of Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate OVA, as well as the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged version of the character.
The big bad of the OVA are N*zis. While I don't intend to linger on the subject, a large part of the character's history involves hunting, fighting, and killing N*zi vampires. I do not intend to redact this part of his story, or edit it out. I will tag any mention made.
The OVA is also full of violence and body horror, themes of which will also be present on this blog.
The presence of the above themes on this blog does not constitute any sort of endorsement.
If any of this makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to turn back now! I know these are heavy subjects, and not everyone wants to see them. Take care of yourself and your mental wellbeing first.