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Dustin, screaming: MUM!!!

Steve and his mother, at the same time: Yeah?

Dustin:

Steve:

Dustin: ... I swear, I can explain this-

Tony, talking like he’s documenting his life: ... and what’s worse than having a husband who’s addicted to Beyoncé? 

Tony: *pointing at Stephen who’s sitting on a chair and moving his shoulders to a beat while having his headphones on*

Tony: ... a son who’s addicted to Katy Perry. 

Tony: *passing by Peter who’s singing “Hot ‘n Cold” loudly*

Tony: *walking to Harley’s room, opening his door slowly and looking at Harley, who’s headbanging while listening to AC/DC on high volume*

Tony, whiping away a tear: And this is Harley, the only light of my life. 

Villain Stephen: About that flirt we had yesterday-

Tony: You tried to kill me and I nearly managed to stab you, how the fuck's that a flirt?!

Stephen:

Tony:

Stephen: Anyways, what I wanted to say-

Tony, after Peter has come out as pansexual: Wow, there's one thing in our lives we've done right.

Stephen: Yeah, we taught Harley how not to get caught after he's set something big on fire.

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: . . . there are two things in our lives we've done right.

Tony: So it’s pretty obvious why I have daddy issues, but why do you have them?

Stephen: I’m gay and I grew up in Nevada. Why do you think I have daddy issues?

Tony, entering the Avengers Tower to see Steve mixing garlic, onions, tomato sauce, lemons, curry, apple juice and marmelade together: Okay, so what’s that supposed to be?

Steve: Well, I talked to Stephen some minutes ago

Steve: He stared me in the eyes very seriously

Steve: And after I had asked him what’s wrong, he told me I’d have to drink this or otherwise I’ll die because of a disease called... stultiae stevei. I mean, he’s a doctor, so-

Tony, rushing out of the tower: HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK

Tony: AND I’M SURE STEVE’S NOT GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF HIS OWN STUPIDNESS, THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL DISEASE

Tony, stopping abruptly: ... or is it, though

great, now I'm about to cry-

Headcanon #14

After Tony dies Stephen asks Pepper to keep his phone plan open. Stephen keeps texting him, telling him about his day or funny jokes or how much he misses him. He doesn’t get any replies, but if he tries hard enough he can just pretend that Tony’s ‘waiting a few hours to text back so he doesn’t seem desperate’ just like he did when he was alive.

Tony: Cats meow to communicate with their owners

Tony: So what if your cat's like "meow"

Tony: And you think, okay, it just wants food again

Tony: But it actually says something like "I love you"

Tony, nearly crying: But you're never gonna know, because you can't understand it

Stephen: GODDAMMIT, TONY, IT'S 3AM IN THE MORNING-

Stephen:

Stephen: And cats are soulless beasts, they'd never say something like that, I'm sure it only wants food

WE WERE ROBBED

look at how proud tony is

Sexy

/ˈsɛksi/

adjective

1. Tony Stark

2. Tony Stark putting on the Iron Man armour

3. The Iron Man armour

4. Tony’s eyelashes

i don’t think tom holland as a concept even existed to me before the precise moment he turned to the camera and looked god in the eye while gyrating with an umbrella between his legs 

Peter, with tears in his eyes: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely, and you’re never coming ‘round

Harley, dead serious: Turn around-

Peter, sobbing: ... every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears

Tony, sitting on the sofa, looking like he’s about to have a mental breakdown: Turn arouuuund...

Harley: Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

Peter, while wiping away a single tear: T-turn ar-around...

Tony, trying to sit a little straighter: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

Peter, hugging Harley tightly: Turn around, bright eyes... e-every now and then I fall apart

Harley, softly: Turn around, bright eyes - every now and then I fall apart

Stephen, coming through a portal, seeing Peter sobbing while hugging Harley, Harley looking like he’s at a funeral and Tony staring at the wall with empty eyes: Okay, I’ve been gone for fifteen minutes, what has ha-

Peter, Harley and Tony together: And I need you now toniiiiiight

Stephen: . . . AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVEEEER

Me, a confused nine year old, not being able to speak a single word in English, while listening to Shawn Mendes: “Okay, I get that ‘treat you better’ point, but who the fuck is Gen Norman?”

Steve: When I was 7 I had this crush on a boy in my class and I didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said “get out of my class”

Bucky: Oh my god, that was you-?

Late 80s/Early 90s Robert Downey Jr being a style icon ✨

Peter Parker saving his dads Tony and Stephen

What they see:

WHAT I SEE:

“Peter sweetie you’re doing amazing but I think we’re gonna crash.”

“Dad if you would just let me drive for one second—”

“Petey dear, that’s no way to talk to your father.”

“Thank you, Stephen honey. He’s been so passive aggressive lately!”

“dAdS wE’re g0nNa cRaShHhhh1!!1”

“Magic seatbelts, everybody!”

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Edit: Since this post kind of took off… Check out my fic if you like iron dad/spider son! I’m very proud of it :)

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

Tony: Why is it frowned upon to call children assholes?

Stephen: I second that. Peter once deadass looked me in the eyes while he poured an entire liter of soda onto the floor after I told him he couldn’t get a puppy

Stephen: if that doesn’t make him a fucking asshole then I don’t know what does

starker + love, simon

sometimes i feel like i’m stuck on a ferris wheel. one minute i’m on top of the world the next i’m at rock bottom. over and over, all day long. because a lot about life is great. but nobody knows I’m gay.

Mood.

Source: @vanillabean_97 on Instagram 💕

Why do I feel this that much, haha

Peter: *sneaks back home late at night wearing a big coat*

Stephen: *turns on light* So where have you been, young man?

Tony: And what’s with the big coat?

Peter: Uh-

Coat: *meows*

Peter:

Peter: Drugs.

We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.

Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children