HK-50: Statement: I Detect Conflict.HK-47: Statement: And I Detect A Cheap Knockoff.HK-50: Resigned Statement:

HK-50: Statement: I detect conflict. HK-47: Statement: And I detect a cheap knockoff. HK-50: Resigned Statement: Entering argument mode. HK-47: Query: Why don't you enter my asshole? HK-50: Assessing Threat: Ancient. Ugly. Crusty.

Long hair, long nails, small shoes.

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Hi, I am losing my mind over this.

(ID under cut)

[ID: A conversation between Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth in Ace Attorney, which is Japanese in game, but captioned in English. In the first image, Edgeworth is crossing his arms and says, “On the other hand, has anything good happened this past year?” Next, Phoenix has an proud look as he puts his hands on his hips and says, “I became a defense attorney…In order to see you again in court!” In the third image, Edgeworth fades from view, which follows into the next image where he cannot be seen. He says, “I…seem to have dropped my fountain pen. Please pay me no heed and continue.” In the final image, Phoenix has his thinking face and says, “You really ought to fix that habit of hiding whenever you get embarrassed.” /End ID]

Tionne Solusar: They say someone cursed this temple 150 years ago... Exar Kun, 150 years ago: This Temple! Fuck it!

until death brings us together

request from twitter: Mia (with Diego) in Uncut Amethyst

Jon: I’m… I think I like boys and girls… romantically.

Damian, raising an eyebrow: I thought so, not gonna lie.

Jon: What- What? How?

Damian: When I play out the scene in my head of someone trying to kiss you then I can’t imagine you rejecting them regardless of who they might be. You’re too nice.

Jon, offended: What? That’s not true. I wouldn’t just let anyone-

*One very sudden and drawn out kiss from Damian later.*

Jon:

Damian: Jon?

Jon:

Damian: Now you shut up?

Jon:

Damian, completely innocent to his own actions: Well, case and point.