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I'll save it here... No reason...

Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*

when i first came here... i didn't know anything... i wanted to make my ask blog... i wanted to be one of those who makes comics... so i took one step... two... and then i stopped... went right back to where i started... away from it... then three years passed... i saw something different get people's attention... just posts... simple nonsensical texts read with funny voices... by AWESOME voices... So i wanted that... "i can say gibberish too!" i said to myself... so i came here a second time... to get that fame, to be read out loud by those, who got me here in the first place... but nothing came... foolish... i was simply foolish... I'm nobody here, how would they possibly see, yet again, if i were to nag or to beg... i would only lower my chances... but i begged anyway... i would make a fool out of myself yet again, if they noticed... nothing... i was left with nothing yet again... but now... i don't want to go away... i want to stay... to see what can i be, i don't crave fame like i used to, i understand now it's not what this site is for... I'm here not to be someone special, I'm special enough right as i am, I'm here to embrace myself, not for others, but for myself... I'm the circus... and I'm the viewers i don't need an audience to be happy... my true audience are my friends, who appreciate me... and... i can't stress enough how much i do appreciate them...

спасибо Маш, спасибо Стëп, спасибо Насть, Спасибо Маш, спасибо Кость, люблю вас, ребят

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There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

If you'll get which oc reskin references what/who, then... Good👍

Names in order

1 hot chocolate spark

2 hooded mug

3 good night girls

4 sister

5 hidden gem

6 moonlight

7 sleepless conspiracy

8 i crave hugs

9 theia

10 confused cyborg

11 banana shake

12 cannibal

13 trampoline

14 mucka blucka

15 the whole world

16 child of the spire

17 bandaid

18 ally

19 beetle

20 lemon tea

21 pancake cop

22 priceless butterfly

23 RAZZMATAZZ

24 tomorrow came today

25 novamber lendscate

26 masala chai

27 late night caffeine

28 dumb

29 iced latte, orcish size

30 robots can love