Then: Soouth Park Is Not That Deep

Then: Soouth Park is not that deep

Me: Have you seen assburgers

ABSOLUTELY

We don’t talk about Gary much and that makes me sad so here’s some headcanons

Probably gay? I mean my gaydar was picking up some serious readings from him

Probably owns a nasa shirt. Funny thing is he doesn’t even like space

Used to have a golden retriever dog

Lives off of orange juice since Mormons can’t drink tea or coffee (apparently? That’s what google told me. If I’m wrong though please let me know)

Stan once gave him a cheap plastic ring that he got from a capsule machine thing at the arcade. Gary has worn it every day since.

Please consider: Gary with an undercut

Also consider: Gary with long hair

Unironically listens to one direction and cried when Zayn left (we’ve all been there)

Terrified of spiders but doesn’t want to kill them. He yells at Stan whenever he kills an insect and has him take them outside instead.

you’re right. valid opinion

Honestly PC Principal is a good fucking character & I really like him ??? Like I’m glad homeboy is getting to experience that Hootie & The Blowfish inducing love. He…. Deserves it…

you’re right and you should say it

okay but pc principal and vice principal woman are cute and you can fight me on that

Angry birds redemption arc

Do you and miaayam both hate mpreg? I’m pretty much a big mpreg lover myself, but I also completely respect you guys opinion on it.

I can't believe it's the first ask i got in 2020