Also!! Ricky Potts Uses The Spiral To Escape The End (especially Considering The Focus On Creating Life

Also!! Ricky Potts uses the Spiral to escape the End (especially considering the focus on creating life through procreation vs ending lives in war) I say the Spiral because, well, have you listened to his song?? Also because it's all a story he's made up but it's told like the truth and that's very spiral of him.

And if anything ever happened to Talia, Mischa Bachinski would fall face-first into the Lonely like Naomi Herne (Mag 13).

If Constance Blackwood was in the TMA universe, I'm curious if anyone else thinks it could have been able to turn her into an Avatar?

Noel Gruber is Corruption-aligned.

And Karnak is literally just Oliver Banks.

I wanna be an Avatar of The Vast because I want to go up to a super high sky scraper observatory crowded with people scream "See ya later fuckers!" Flip everyone off then jump backwards off the building with no consequences. Because Simon Fairchild was right scaring the shit out of innocent bystanders is funny as fuck.

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

everyone be hating on my worms like why are you angry that i am now full of all that loves me and sings sweetly to me every night

I didnt see the "poltergeists:" so I thought you were going to say that you're like a rambunctous housecat.

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

push things off tables

break delicate objects for fun

in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess

make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night

sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth

are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

Little kitty cat kneading aaaaa

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