Incorrect Ttte Quotes 157:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 157:

Mavis: Man, I'm bored. I'm gonna hear some music! *Presses the remote*

*Goofy ahh sound plays*

The video: Wanna a break from the-AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.

Mavis: *Gets blown* 😕

The video: If you tap now to watch a short-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH.

Mavis: *Gets blown again* 😠

The video: You'll receive 30 minutes of-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH-

*Mavis gets sent flying into the sky*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA THIS OP JUST MET TOPH REINCARTNED IN REAL LIFE

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 156:

Thomas: *Is eating cereal*

Thomas: *Grabs the cereal box and dumps it out*

*Lemons then fall out of the box*

Thomas: *Picks up a lemon*

Thomas: Well, when life gives you lemons!

* The Ttte theme song then plays in the background*

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The "Toby doesn't wear one" sounds so funny like:

Thomas: But sir, Toby doesn't wear a snowplow!

Toby, in the background: What are you ratting me out for Thomas?????

Gosh I love this headcanon.

List of excuses that Thomas gave to get out of wearing a snowplow

There’s barely any snow

It doesn’t fit

It’s too small

It’s too big

The fat controller said that I didn’t need one

Toby doesn’t wear one

Someone stole it

It’s too hot

Edward didn’t say I needed one

The twins just plowed the tracks

It makes me look fat

I can’t see with it on

It causes the snow to blow up into my face

The trucks stole it

It’s not Great Western ™ [THE LITTLE WESTERN COUNCIL WILL LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS UNTRUE, AND HAVE GIVEN THOMAS A FINE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT]

I don’t feel like wearing it

I accidentally threw it in a tree

It fell into the harbor somehow

It got run over

It fell into the turntable well

I forgot

We won’t be needing snowplows when global warming hits

Someone stole it

I rammed it into a set of buffers

It’s too old

Nobody else back on the LB&SC had to wear one

I’m only pulling passengers

It’s just snow

It’s too heavy

I can barely move with it on

It’s summer in Australia

Can I just not wear it for this one time?

It keeps on scrapping against the tracks

I bet Edward wouldn’t make me wear it [EDWARD THE BLUE K2 LARGER SEAGULL ENGINE WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE]

Fight me

I gave it to Bill and Ben

I left it at the quarry

Diesel was jealous that us steamies got snowplows so I gave him mine

I broke it

The snow is melting

It rained last night

It accidentally broke off somewhere along the branchline

It was making funny rattling noises

My buffers ache

We’re not even going that far

Why?

I’m not even the one plowing the tracks

Over my dead body!

It had a scratch on it

It’s too wide

I will blow steam at you if you try

Make me

What are you going to do if I choose not to wear it? Scrap me?

!!!!&^%$$#!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 159 Sketayla Edition:

@sketalya's Toby: Other me, LISTEN TO WHAT YOU STUPID VERSION OF YOUR HENRY DID.

@sketalya's Toby: Me and Henrietta were eating milanesas with French fries. And every minute, he added salt.

MC Toby: Salt? That's normal. So why are you yelling at me for?

@sketalya's Toby: But it was weird, the food tasted like sweet potato.

@sketalya's Toby: And Henrietta asked him "Did you add sweet potato?"

@sketalya's Toby: And he said "No" And every minutes he added salt, salt, salt and salt. He was going to poison us...

@sketalya's Toby: When we were finally done he asked "Did you like your French fries with SUGAR??????"

@sketalya's Toby: *Starts shaking MC Toby furiously* HE USED FUCKING SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT!!!!! FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 172:

Bill: OH MY GOD GORDON!!!! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM!!!!!

Ben: KILL IT, KILL IT!!!!!!

Gordon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Relax, we're kidding. We're kidding. >:)

Gordon: You two need Lady.....