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The "Toby doesn't wear one" sounds so funny like:

Thomas: But sir, Toby doesn't wear a snowplow!

Toby, in the background: What are you ratting me out for Thomas?????

Gosh I love this headcanon.

List of excuses that Thomas gave to get out of wearing a snowplow

There’s barely any snow

It doesn’t fit

It’s too small

It’s too big

The fat controller said that I didn’t need one

Toby doesn’t wear one

Someone stole it

It’s too hot

Edward didn’t say I needed one

The twins just plowed the tracks

It makes me look fat

I can’t see with it on

It causes the snow to blow up into my face

The trucks stole it

It’s not Great Western ™ [THE LITTLE WESTERN COUNCIL WILL LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS UNTRUE, AND HAVE GIVEN THOMAS A FINE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT]

I don’t feel like wearing it

I accidentally threw it in a tree

It fell into the harbor somehow

It got run over

It fell into the turntable well

I forgot

We won’t be needing snowplows when global warming hits

Someone stole it

I rammed it into a set of buffers

It’s too old

Nobody else back on the LB&SC had to wear one

I’m only pulling passengers

It’s just snow

It’s too heavy

I can barely move with it on

It’s summer in Australia

Can I just not wear it for this one time?

It keeps on scrapping against the tracks

I bet Edward wouldn’t make me wear it [EDWARD THE BLUE K2 LARGER SEAGULL ENGINE WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE]

Fight me

I gave it to Bill and Ben

I left it at the quarry

Diesel was jealous that us steamies got snowplows so I gave him mine

I broke it

The snow is melting

It rained last night

It accidentally broke off somewhere along the branchline

It was making funny rattling noises

My buffers ache

We’re not even going that far

Why?

I’m not even the one plowing the tracks

Over my dead body!

It had a scratch on it

It’s too wide

I will blow steam at you if you try

Make me

What are you going to do if I choose not to wear it? Scrap me?

!!!!&^%$$#!!!!

BOOP!!!

BOOP!!!!!!

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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 167:

Edward: I broke one of my crankpins today.

Henry: How though?

Edward: When I was trying to pull coaches though a windy storm, Charlie. my driver, was my motivator. When I tried to stop, he kept making me go forward and yelled “BRAKES DO NOT EXIST, PROVE IT TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!”

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 163:

James: Listen Toby, I know what you are.

Toby: Wait, what???

Toby, internally: Oh God, does he know that I'm trans or bi????? I haven't even told the the others yet!!!! Oh God, I'm going to panic!!!!

James, internally: *Smirks* Old. 😏

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 164:

Man Vs Train: Cartoon Nightmares be like:

Postman Pat: Y-You ran over my cat Jess....

Thomas: Well, it was an accident!!!! Clearly, its YOUR fault that you let her on the rails to begin with!!!!

Postman Pat: You don't know me laddy...I will CUT you right now-

Thomas: *Mocklingly* OoOoOoHhHh~

Thomas: C'mon, TRY IT. MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD-

Postman Pat: FUCK YOU HOE!!!!!

Thomas: JUST TRY IT!!!!!

Bob the Builder: Pat no-

Postman Pat: LEMME AT HIM-

Thomas: C'MON BITCH!!!!!!

Postman Pat: SKANK-

*Postman Pat then starts chasing Thomas angrily*

Thomas: JUST TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER-

Postman Pat: I'M GONNA GET YA-

*Bob the Builder suddenly restrains Pat*

Postman Pat: *Struggling* LET ME GO!!!!

Thomas: *Running for his life* TRY IT!!!!

Postman Pat: COME ON!!!!!!!

Thomas: TRY IT!!!!!!!

Postman Pat: BITCH C'MON!!!!!!

Bob the Builder: *Holding Pat* Calm the fuck down!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 157:

Mavis: Man, I'm bored. I'm gonna hear some music! *Presses the remote*

*Goofy ahh sound plays*

The video: Wanna a break from the-AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.

Mavis: *Gets blown* 😕

The video: If you tap now to watch a short-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH.

Mavis: *Gets blown again* 😠

The video: You'll receive 30 minutes of-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH-

*Mavis gets sent flying into the sky*