Little League

Little league😂😂

How has DC not yet capitalize the name "little league" or "teeny titans" on Damian Wayne and friends yet? Is a legitimate question I often think about.

Supportive little brother dami

Dick: So what have you been up to, Damian?

Damian: I am helping Drake take over the world.

Dick:

Dick: Okay, let’s unpack that, shall we? Why?

Damian: He promised Kent the world and then panicked. He needs help.

Dick: Okay, that’s sweet. So it’s more of a metaphorical-

Damian: It is not. I anticipate total world domination in fourteen months.

Dick: Homestly seems like you could do it faster, but continue.

Damian, nodding: I could, but unfortunately I am limited by my projected timeline of Drake and Kent’s relationship development.

Dick:

Damian: They’re not ready to be co-rule a planet together.

Tim, bursting in: What if we take over the world and Kon doesn’t like it?

Damian: He will like it because it is from you.

Dick: Okay, that’s actually a little sweet still. But also, don’t you think maybe you could start off a little smaller?

Damian: A small country, perhaps.

Dick: Not exactly what I meant.

Tim: An island?

Later

Bruce: Any idea why Tim wants to buy - *squints at note again* - 400 lbs of chocolate?

Dick, slumping into a chair: Oh thank goodness.

Bruce, concerned: Everything okay, chum?

Dick: Just do it. As a preventative measure against Tim and Dami taking over the world together.

Bruce, already pulling out his credit card: Say no more. I don’t want to know.

It is huge😂😂

Bc of my own experience with huge old houses I always imagine Wayne manor to be impossible to find your way around unless you know the floor plan off by heart and even then you might find yourself on the wrong side of a locked door no one has seen the key for in 50 years

full au guide // Kofi

Bonus Bruce:

tim: What’s it like being tall?

dick: Is it nice?

duke: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

jason, glancing at damian: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Yes I totally agree

Please don’t do Mox Vs Punk again at All Out because Mox really does deserve a a good reign as champ and giving him such a short reign is such bullshit when he’s been on fire ever since coming back from Rehab

waiting for the inevitable ren narita and shota umino feud. narita’s whole shibata-lite deal and the “new era” announcement before fighting his way thru a tournament to get a WK spot is already being set opposite of umino who was given a title shot and then a spot in mutoh’s last match tagging with his obvious parallel in tanahashi. theyre gonna build on the shibata vs tanahashi ideological clashes of the past with the irony of tanahashi’s vision being positioned as the old guard now when he was so adamant about ending inokiism