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All friendships in the "pantheon" have such different vibes. Likeâ
Regulus and Pandora were soulmates. They always so easy together. She always telled, he always listened. They complemented each other. When he was angry, she was tranquil; when she was angry, he was tranquil. While one of them was mad the other one was calm. It was a perfect balance. No one can destroy it.
Regulus and Barty were lovers, but they also were found brothers, just not at the same time. The family. Family they both never had, but they found in each other. They were desperate in their relationship, clinging to each other like a lifeline and then were incredibly faithful their partners, rejoicing for each other, loving each other incredibly intensely, but already with an another love
Regulus and Evan were allies. They got it each other very well, being in the same position. Son from a shitty privileged family, a king crushed by his crown. They dreamed of running away as much as they dreamed of staying. They shared each other's joys and sorrows and when it was bad with the family and scars healed too long, they always had each other.
Regulus and Dorcas were comrades in misfortune, falling in love with gryffindors, so differently but also so the same. They found each other's eyes across the hall, when they heard something interesting, knowing that then they would share this information with each other. They shared secrets with each other, talked about fellings, talked about things that they never talked about with others. They talked at night, when Pandora fell asleep. They were platonically in love with all of them, wanting to admire from the side and be inside at the same time, dying from a tenderness that they had never felt before.
Dorcas and Pandora were best friends. Yin and yang, oil and water, fire and ice, and and everything like that. Little lovers before and absolutely friendly loving each other now. They always held hands, talked a lot, braided each other's hair, read books aloud, telling about favorite stories. They are the only thing left of each other at some point. And then everything was lost. And they lost themselves, lost each other.
Dorcas and Barty are absolutely another persons. They were a couple in other's eyes, they were "familiars in the same social circle" in each other eyes, scaring to accept they were a more than familiars, they were a friends. Oh, more than anything she hated the fact she missed him when he joined to deatheaters. She hated that she thought about them, thought about him, when she died. She thought that they were a more than just familiars, their consersations were rare, but their friendship was bright, but so short, like a match, that it burns brightly and quickly burns out. They found a common language almost the last, they did not have decades, but this âsomethingâ was woven from moments that filled the void in her heart while she bled, regretting nothing.
Dorcas and Evan were each other's favorites. More words about love, about relationships, more tenderness, less tactility, because she really doesn't like hugs (with someone who is not pandora), respect for each other's personal boundaries at the highest level, yet there seems to have never been any distance between them. They were close, they were closer than with somebody other, but also they were ones whose connection was never caught. Platonic soulmates, who never truly hated each other, ending up tearing each other's soul to shreds.
Pandora and Evan were siblings. Literally. They had problems, but they were always good to each other. He would have died protecting her, she would have died protecting him, and that was all of them. Hand in hand, together from the first day, twins, their faces are identical, their characters are incredibly different. They were two sides of the same coin, they were halves of each other, so that one of them dreamed and the other interpreted, they always went in pair, never separately. When one of them died, the other was never complete again.
Pandora and Barty were the ones who don't think they could get along at all. But they got along. And it was silent contempt from the first seconds and unconditional support when it was needed. They were rivals in the final scores, overtaking each other in turns because their brains could hold an incredible amount of information, and were friends in everything else. They shared with each other laugh and tears they, shared problems and achievements, and it felt right. Then, looking at the Luna, seeing Pandora in her... It's never been easy. It's like you always knew your best friend was at arm's length, but you could never catch him, really.
Evan and Barty were friends. No, it's not true. They weren't friends. They were a couple, lovers, husbands. Anyone but friends. Their love was capable of burning forests and draining the seas, it was passion and tenderness, it was painful and it was pleasant at the same time. They were dramatic, bickering and screaming, smashing dishes, kissing in the rain and in dark alleys, hugging each other like it was their last time. They were careful, examining each other's bodies, looking into each other's souls. They were... everything for each other. It killed them in the end. Their love was destructive and Barty never knew how to let go.
I love them sm, thanks
Keep thinking about Damian gradually distancing himself from vigilantism so he can live a normal life, but no matter how many times he bails, everyone keeps calling him because heâs still their best stealth guy, so now heâs got a full-time job and they still expect him to drop everything at a momentâs notice, and heâs this đ¤đź close to just blocking everyone and throwing his phone into the pier
âUmmm wellâŚyouâve fought aliens without me before, and Isaiah the Hairless Cat is stuck in a tree again, so Iâm kinda busy. Just do it yourself.â
âSorry, I have to study for the GRE? Can we do it later? Like next week?â
âLook, I need to submit my vet school applications. I know this evil government takeover is a big deal, but I have other priorities.â
âNo, sorry. Iâve got a volunteer shift at the rescue shelter. Can I take a rain check?â
âListen, I know this mission is time sensitive, but thatâs the same day as my graduation! Canât you just call Aqualad or something?â
âNo can do. Iâve got an interview for that job at the vet.â âI canât reschedule! Are you crazy?!â
âLook, itâs been fun and all, kicking Joker in the face, but I have a shift soon? In like an hour so I gotta run. Bye!â
âI have a surgery scheduled at 4 pm! Do you think I have all the time in the world? I swear to god-â
*storms into the batcave wearing scrubs* âWhat do you want now?!â
âFrom Big brther ⌠to Little brotherâ I know Heâll happy to see the family become bigge
Ok So, we got R3K seperately.
We got Will Ospreay and Tanashi Hiroshi twice.
Almost all (current/former) L.I.J. (except SANADA and TITAN)
The Japanese New Japan fans came together to vote for the best NJPW themes. Here are the results.
doodled this last year after finding out that (at that point) Jayâs literally the youngest BC member â don't repost anywhere
Bullet clubs struggle with the paradise lockđ
Jay and ELP looking for advice on how to apply the Paradise Lock; Ishimori is more confident, but still not successful đÂ
A tiny little liftđđđ
waiting for the inevitable ren narita and shota umino feud. naritaâs whole shibata-lite deal and the ânew eraâ announcement before fighting his way thru a tournament to get a WK spot is already being set opposite of umino who was given a title shot and then a spot in mutohâs last match tagging with his obvious parallel in tanahashi. theyre gonna build on the shibata vs tanahashi ideological clashes of the past with the irony of tanahashiâs vision being positioned as the old guard now when he was so adamant about ending inokiism
tim: Whatâs it like being tall?
dick: Is it nice?
duke: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
jason, glancing at damian: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
OMG Tim borrowed Dick's t-shirt and Damian is too short to fit in the frame.
Some things never change.
Three weird types of people
Finn BĂĄlor: âFour year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.â
Sami Zayn: âFour year old me wouldnât think Iâd get this far.â
Dean Ambrose: âI would fight a four year old me.â
Supportive little brother dami
Dick: So what have you been up to, Damian?
Damian: I am helping Drake take over the world.
Dick:
Dick: Okay, letâs unpack that, shall we? Why?
Damian: He promised Kent the world and then panicked. He needs help.
Dick: Okay, thatâs sweet. So itâs more of a metaphorical-
Damian: It is not. I anticipate total world domination in fourteen months.
Dick: Homestly seems like you could do it faster, but continue.
Damian, nodding: I could, but unfortunately I am limited by my projected timeline of Drake and Kentâs relationship development.
Dick:
Damian: Theyâre not ready to be co-rule a planet together.
Tim, bursting in: What if we take over the world and Kon doesnât like it?
Damian: He will like it because it is from you.
Dick: Okay, thatâs actually a little sweet still. But also, donât you think maybe you could start off a little smaller?
Damian: A small country, perhaps.
Dick: Not exactly what I meant.
Tim: An island?
Later
Bruce: Any idea why Tim wants to buy - *squints at note again* - 400 lbs of chocolate?
Dick, slumping into a chair: Oh thank goodness.
Bruce, concerned: Everything okay, chum?
Dick: Just do it. As a preventative measure against Tim and Dami taking over the world together.
Bruce, already pulling out his credit card: Say no more. I donât want to know.
Oh yes I need stuff like that.
bcc chess headcanon
i have this headcanon that everyone in the bcc plays chess. both for fun & as a part of training. when wheeler joins he doesn't really know how to play chess. regal uses the time teaching wheeler to play to bond one on one with wheeler, even when the bcc is all together doing whatever (mox & eddie watching football, bryan reading, claudio halfway watching football & doing whatever he does, ect) regal will take some time to work on playing chess with wheeler.
& of fuckin course wheeler picks it up pretty well, especially the strategy aspect of the game. regal starts setting him up against claudio & bryan, coaching wheeler through the game. when wheeler can keep up on his own regal sets up boards so that wheeler is playing regal, claudio, & bryan at once over time (the boards are set up & left, each player coming in whenever they want to make their move as opposed to timed chess).
eventually wheeler can hold his own with bryan & claudio, beats them here & there. eventually getting the best of regal. it's a lot of fun & wheeler really finds himself enjoy it. he noticed eventually that no one plays with mox, that he's never invited to play. so he asks regal & regal says that he & mox play sometimes so invites him to watch.
mox, while half paying attention & messing with eddie like he plays video games, beats regal again & again in less than 15 moves each time. to wheeler's amazement regal is actually trying & struggling to last as long as possible with mox but can never, ever get the best of him. bryan says that he refuses to play with mox bc he think mox is cheating. claudio says he plays with mox sometimes but grows frustrated. mox offers to play wheeler, & wheeler agrees fully expecting to get got very quickly.
to everyone's shock wheeler just hangs with mox. he easily keeps up with mox's strategy & ideas, the random wild twists he puts in his game. their first match goes for over an hour, when none of the bcc has last 20 minutes. eventually mox wins but they end up setting up another game that last until the morning as a stalemate.
wheeler declines mox for awhile, which starts to get under mox's skin bc he wants to play someone who can keep up. eventually wheeler agrees again & they play a quick four or five games where mox crushes him in the first few moves. mox calls wheeler out on letting him win but wheeler promises he was just trying different things that didn't work. they break bc mox is abt to physically fight wheeler.
after dinner wheeler sets up the board & asks mox for another match. first time he's asked mox to play him instead of being offered. its touch & go for both of them for a long time, they work each other, take piece after piece, & when it's just so close to another stalemate...
wheeler pulls out a surprising, glorious win over mox.
mox has never been happier (or more annoyed) to lose & thus starts the epic battle for the bcc chess championship.
claudio makes a little trophy that mox & wheeler have to pass back & forth between each other (they keep track of their win/loses & the title reigns [much to the annoyance of the other bcc they involved their wins over them too]). regal snaked a win & held the title for 4 weeks before mox bullied him into a match & took it back.
bryan has never held the title once. though claudio managed to distract wheeler & win once (but lost it on the rematch a few days later).
it become a genuine competition between wheeler & mox, while everyone else gets to flex their creativity trying to cheat a win off the other two. there is an unspoken rule to keep the title off of bryan bc it pisses him off so much.
Yeah like Dean Ambrose (nka Jon Moxley) and Seth Rollins
god. it makes me so emotional to think garcia and yuta will be it for each other, you know? we're entering a new chapter in their story, which has arguably just begun. in the future, they're gonna be drawn together, whether it's as friends or as enemies, and they're gonna tell stories worthy of fight forever chants, and there will be heartbreak and pain but there'll also be so much joy and love
It is hugeđđ
Bc of my own experience with huge old houses I always imagine Wayne manor to be impossible to find your way around unless you know the floor plan off by heart and even then you might find yourself on the wrong side of a locked door no one has seen the key for in 50 years
full au guide // Kofi
Bonus Bruce:
Yes I totally agree
Please donât do Mox Vs Punk again at All Out because Mox really does deserve a a good reign as champ and giving him such a short reign is such bullshit when heâs been on fire ever since coming back from Rehab
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How has DC not yet capitalize the name "little league" or "teeny titans" on Damian Wayne and friends yet? Is a legitimate question I often think about.
Where are Duke,Harper and Alfred?
Can you imagine board game nights with the batfam though
Everyone thinks Dick will end up having to play the laidback referee. Theyâre wrong. Theyâre so wrong. Something about board games brings out his competitive streak and heâs actually the one stirring up the most shit.
Jason and Steph spend half the night arguing about whether or not cornhobble is a word
Twister is banned on behalf of Dick being stupidly flexible and winning every time (yes I know theyâre all flexible, I just picture Dick as being just that little extra/having hypermobility)
Monopoly is the last game of the night because it brings out the gremlin in Tim, who will either destroy everyone and win or destroy something if he loses. At some point they all gang up on Tim, and he still wins somehow
One time he lost from Damian, the fallout was epic
No one wants to play scrabble against Barbara bc she always wins (even from Jason, who usually dominates it)
Sorry! is all fun and games until Cass âaccidentallyâ flips the board
She always wins at Snakes and Ladders though
Damian always wins Goose Game, he has the weirdest luck
If they decide on adding card games to the mix, Jason wins every single round of Texas Hold âEm without trying
And Bruce gets destroyed by each and every single one of his kids and thereâs nothing he can do about it
My fav bat-kids duo
Could you do a Jason and Damian bonding headcanons, please?
The first time one of them said "I love you" was in the heat of battle when Jason said it along with, "You better not die again, brat"
When Damian is angry, Jason will put on sparring gloves and tell Damian to have at it until he wears himself out and calms down
Damian knows when Jason has violent thoughts even if he doesn't talk about themâit's a League instinct
Jason can bench twice Damian's weightâthey found out when Damian sat on a barbell because "this was my spot first"
When it comes to Damian, Jason's fear isn't the katana or assassin-like stealth, but the fact that he's a mirror image of Bruce
Back in the League, Jason once caught Damian playing with his mother's makeup and covered for him while Damian cleaned up
Jon teaches Damian TikTok dances and Damian teaches Jason
Jason's not allowed to pick Damian up from school alone on account of the time he pulled up on a motorcycle blasting AC/DC and shouted "I'M HERE MOTHERFUCKER"
Damian wanted to know what the ocean is like but Nanda Parbat was far from one, so Jason recreated it with melted snow and shell-shaped rocks
Damian cooked, and Jason was the last to say "not it" to trying it
One time Alfred told Damian to give Jason some fruits and vegetables so Damian gave him a single strawberry
When Damian is tired, he'll steal Jason's whole coffee maker and put it in his room
Damian knows about Roy sneaking into Jason's room at night
Jason's idea of cooking is slapping a huge piece of meat on the grill and calling it a day, much to Damian's protests
Jason lets Damian have a small sip of wine under supervision
Jason's the only one who lets Damian fight the way he feels most confident
They went sledding on an old table top
They can play ping pong blindfolded, but only against each other
Damian literally owns the world's smallest violin, which he busts out whenever Jason retells his death
Jason once went a whole road trip without noticing Damian in the back seat
Damian can mimic police sirens and Jason hates it
Jason attests that Damian can drive, but he'll also attest that Damian is the worst driver ever
Their have each other's contacts saved as "Bat Brat" and "Dead Hood"
They have bonfire s'mores on Jason's grave
Damian sticks Jason's mugshot to the fridge with alphabet magnets
Jason knows Damian hates surprise parties so he always tells him when the family is throwing one
They have a Jane Austen book club
The first time Damian got his heart broken (in the League, by Ra's) Jason was the one who picked up the pieces
Damian uses his prodigious art skills to speed-draw Jason in everyday life when he's not looking
They got #CancelBruceWayne trending for April Fool's
Jason occasionally writes poetry and Damian doodles in the margins
They can't beat each other in a bare fistfight
When Damian gets excited about something, Jason makes sure nobody can ruin it
Jason leaves sauce packets all over the place to confuse Damian
They know each other's limits and consistently toe the line
Damian submits a fake job application under Jason's name to Build-A-Bear
Robin and Villians
Robin: *approaches the Riddler* Tell me where the bombs are!
Riddler: I will if you can answer me this little bird! What has thirteen hearts but no organs?
Robin: ...
Riddler: ...
Robin: ...
Riddler: Hurry up or I'll detonate the b--
Robin: You got these from the internet
Riddler: W- What?
Robin: There's a site named Riddlersriddles4teens, that's literally the third question. Are any of your riddles original?
Riddler: ... *sweats*
Robin: Tell me where the bombs are and turn around so I can cuff you
Riddler: *sighs* Okay...
~
Robin: You're a crocodile?
Killer Croc: Yes...
Later
Robin: Batman, I have a request
Batman: ...Did you just bring Killer Croc over on a leash?
Killer Croc: *content*
Robin: I enjoy his company Batman, I wish to keep him
Batman: ...
~
Robin: Poison Ivy right?
Poison Ivy: Yes, are you here to cut down my precious plants?
Robin: On the contrary, these are fine specimens. It would be wonderful if you had your own sanctum to put them in, of course as long as it doesn't lead to poisoning people who wish to marvel in delight of such beauty
Posion Ivy: ...you would do that?
Robin: I'm a lover of animals and I'm vegan, so having the produce and flowers would benefit the food cycle and fresh air greatly. I can arrange it all as long as you promise not to poison people who do no wrong, if anyone is disrespectful to you and your work then I will personally handle them
Poison Ivy: ...I like you out of all of them
~
Robin: Harley Quinn, what are you doing?
Harley Quinn: *points at the man behind the counter* He refused to serve me and my date, said something about calling the cops even though we did nothin, when I asked he said that girls shouldn't be out and that it ain't right
Robin: ... *glares at the man in front* You serve these two ladies right now, they wish to dine and enjoy their evening and you would dare intrude and deny them of service? You are a criminal on your own terms at this point, I know very good people with amazing connections and if you don't equally give them the same respect they deserve then I will have them here to fire you and make sure everyone knows of your misdeeds. If it's cause they are criminals then you would know better to see that they are changing in their own ways
Man: O-Okay
Robin: Good *looks at Harley* Enjoy your date with Ivy, if anyone does such a thing again then- *hands Harley a Robin signaled button* -contact me and I'll arrive. People should know better than to deny service regardless of whom you are with
Harley: *looks at Ivy*
Ivy: *smiling* He's good
Harley: You really are something kid
Robin: Tt, have a goodnight
~
Robin isn't allowed to be near Joker due to if harmed in any way, Red Hood will not hesitate to destroy Joker for Robin. Also cause Robin tried to kill Joker numerous times after bonding with Red Hood
~
Man Bat: *screeches*
Robin: ...Batman I have a req-
Batman: You are not keeping Man Bat as a pet!
Man Bat: *screeches sadly*
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Isn't it funny that the fanon think that Damian is the serious Robin who doesn't like having fun and looks at Batman as a form of god, but in the canon it's completely opposite.
Like Damian in the canon is chaotic as fuck. That child has speed and adrenaline mixed with chocolate running through his veins, he is the personaification of chaotic neutral.
He also roasts Batman 24/7 and he is not afraid to call his bs and as any other Robin, he also tend to defy him and ignore his orders lol
He is certain serious but he is mostly saracstic than everything.
I mean, Damian was the one who bring the chaos in the Supersons, like you would think that Jon, the kid who had superpowers, would be the one to do it, but it was Damian who went to Jon's room in the middle of the night and said: "Hey duckboy, get your suit, we are going to provoque more chaos in this world"
Damian's like this 24/7:
i do really love the idea of Time Shenanigans leading to ~13-year-old Damian meeting all former Robins at the same age, because every single one of them is just the exact opposite of what heâd expect.
Dick, who Damian expects to be the cool nice supportive one, at thirteen is fucking furious at the idea that there are any Robins after him. Stephanie, far from the perky optimist he knows, is a hardcore cynic who thinks Batman is super cool and hasnât even become a vigilante yet. Jason, who has previously interacted with Damian mostly via bullets, is a sweetheart whoâs exceptionally insecure at the idea of Bruce getting another Robin.
And meanwhile Tim at thirteen is like âoh youâre the next Robin? Heck yeah, thatâs awesome, glad it worked out.â