From Big Brther To Little BrotherI Know Hell Happy To See The Family Become Bigge

“From Big brther … to Little brother” I know He’ll happy to see the family become bigge

My fav bat-kids duo

Could you do a Jason and Damian bonding headcanons, please?

The first time one of them said "I love you" was in the heat of battle when Jason said it along with, "You better not die again, brat"

When Damian is angry, Jason will put on sparring gloves and tell Damian to have at it until he wears himself out and calms down

Damian knows when Jason has violent thoughts even if he doesn't talk about them—it's a League instinct

Jason can bench twice Damian's weight—they found out when Damian sat on a barbell because "this was my spot first"

When it comes to Damian, Jason's fear isn't the katana or assassin-like stealth, but the fact that he's a mirror image of Bruce

Back in the League, Jason once caught Damian playing with his mother's makeup and covered for him while Damian cleaned up

Jon teaches Damian TikTok dances and Damian teaches Jason

Jason's not allowed to pick Damian up from school alone on account of the time he pulled up on a motorcycle blasting AC/DC and shouted "I'M HERE MOTHERFUCKER"

Damian wanted to know what the ocean is like but Nanda Parbat was far from one, so Jason recreated it with melted snow and shell-shaped rocks

Damian cooked, and Jason was the last to say "not it" to trying it

One time Alfred told Damian to give Jason some fruits and vegetables so Damian gave him a single strawberry

When Damian is tired, he'll steal Jason's whole coffee maker and put it in his room

Damian knows about Roy sneaking into Jason's room at night

Jason's idea of cooking is slapping a huge piece of meat on the grill and calling it a day, much to Damian's protests

Jason lets Damian have a small sip of wine under supervision

Jason's the only one who lets Damian fight the way he feels most confident

They went sledding on an old table top

They can play ping pong blindfolded, but only against each other

Damian literally owns the world's smallest violin, which he busts out whenever Jason retells his death

Jason once went a whole road trip without noticing Damian in the back seat

Damian can mimic police sirens and Jason hates it

Jason attests that Damian can drive, but he'll also attest that Damian is the worst driver ever

Their have each other's contacts saved as "Bat Brat" and "Dead Hood"

They have bonfire s'mores on Jason's grave

Damian sticks Jason's mugshot to the fridge with alphabet magnets

Jason knows Damian hates surprise parties so he always tells him when the family is throwing one

They have a Jane Austen book club

The first time Damian got his heart broken (in the League, by Ra's) Jason was the one who picked up the pieces

Damian uses his prodigious art skills to speed-draw Jason in everyday life when he's not looking

They got #CancelBruceWayne trending for April Fool's

Jason occasionally writes poetry and Damian doodles in the margins

They can't beat each other in a bare fistfight

When Damian gets excited about something, Jason makes sure nobody can ruin it

Jason leaves sauce packets all over the place to confuse Damian

They know each other's limits and consistently toe the line

Damian submits a fake job application under Jason's name to Build-A-Bear

It is huge😂😂

Bc of my own experience with huge old houses I always imagine Wayne manor to be impossible to find your way around unless you know the floor plan off by heart and even then you might find yourself on the wrong side of a locked door no one has seen the key for in 50 years

full au guide // Kofi

Bonus Bruce:

Robin and Villians

Robin: *approaches the Riddler* Tell me where the bombs are!

Riddler: I will if you can answer me this little bird! What has thirteen hearts but no organs?

Robin: ...

Riddler: ...

Robin: ...

Riddler: Hurry up or I'll detonate the b--

Robin: You got these from the internet

Riddler: W- What?

Robin: There's a site named Riddlersriddles4teens, that's literally the third question. Are any of your riddles original?

Riddler: ... *sweats*

Robin: Tell me where the bombs are and turn around so I can cuff you

Riddler: *sighs* Okay...

~

Robin: You're a crocodile?

Killer Croc: Yes...

Later

Robin: Batman, I have a request

Batman: ...Did you just bring Killer Croc over on a leash?

Killer Croc: *content*

Robin: I enjoy his company Batman, I wish to keep him

Batman: ...

~

Robin: Poison Ivy right?

Poison Ivy: Yes, are you here to cut down my precious plants?

Robin: On the contrary, these are fine specimens. It would be wonderful if you had your own sanctum to put them in, of course as long as it doesn't lead to poisoning people who wish to marvel in delight of such beauty

Posion Ivy: ...you would do that?

Robin: I'm a lover of animals and I'm vegan, so having the produce and flowers would benefit the food cycle and fresh air greatly. I can arrange it all as long as you promise not to poison people who do no wrong, if anyone is disrespectful to you and your work then I will personally handle them

Poison Ivy: ...I like you out of all of them

~

Robin: Harley Quinn, what are you doing?

Harley Quinn: *points at the man behind the counter* He refused to serve me and my date, said something about calling the cops even though we did nothin, when I asked he said that girls shouldn't be out and that it ain't right

Robin: ... *glares at the man in front* You serve these two ladies right now, they wish to dine and enjoy their evening and you would dare intrude and deny them of service? You are a criminal on your own terms at this point, I know very good people with amazing connections and if you don't equally give them the same respect they deserve then I will have them here to fire you and make sure everyone knows of your misdeeds. If it's cause they are criminals then you would know better to see that they are changing in their own ways

Man: O-Okay

Robin: Good *looks at Harley* Enjoy your date with Ivy, if anyone does such a thing again then- *hands Harley a Robin signaled button* -contact me and I'll arrive. People should know better than to deny service regardless of whom you are with

Harley: *looks at Ivy*

Ivy: *smiling* He's good

Harley: You really are something kid

Robin: Tt, have a goodnight

~

Robin isn't allowed to be near Joker due to if harmed in any way, Red Hood will not hesitate to destroy Joker for Robin. Also cause Robin tried to kill Joker numerous times after bonding with Red Hood

~

Man Bat: *screeches*

Robin: ...Batman I have a req-

Batman: You are not keeping Man Bat as a pet!

Man Bat: *screeches sadly*

waiting for the inevitable ren narita and shota umino feud. narita’s whole shibata-lite deal and the “new era” announcement before fighting his way thru a tournament to get a WK spot is already being set opposite of umino who was given a title shot and then a spot in mutoh’s last match tagging with his obvious parallel in tanahashi. theyre gonna build on the shibata vs tanahashi ideological clashes of the past with the irony of tanahashi’s vision being positioned as the old guard now when he was so adamant about ending inokiism

Oh yes I need stuff like that.

bcc chess headcanon

i have this headcanon that everyone in the bcc plays chess. both for fun & as a part of training. when wheeler joins he doesn't really know how to play chess. regal uses the time teaching wheeler to play to bond one on one with wheeler, even when the bcc is all together doing whatever (mox & eddie watching football, bryan reading, claudio halfway watching football & doing whatever he does, ect) regal will take some time to work on playing chess with wheeler.

& of fuckin course wheeler picks it up pretty well, especially the strategy aspect of the game. regal starts setting him up against claudio & bryan, coaching wheeler through the game. when wheeler can keep up on his own regal sets up boards so that wheeler is playing regal, claudio, & bryan at once over time (the boards are set up & left, each player coming in whenever they want to make their move as opposed to timed chess).

eventually wheeler can hold his own with bryan & claudio, beats them here & there. eventually getting the best of regal. it's a lot of fun & wheeler really finds himself enjoy it. he noticed eventually that no one plays with mox, that he's never invited to play. so he asks regal & regal says that he & mox play sometimes so invites him to watch.

mox, while half paying attention & messing with eddie like he plays video games, beats regal again & again in less than 15 moves each time. to wheeler's amazement regal is actually trying & struggling to last as long as possible with mox but can never, ever get the best of him. bryan says that he refuses to play with mox bc he think mox is cheating. claudio says he plays with mox sometimes but grows frustrated. mox offers to play wheeler, & wheeler agrees fully expecting to get got very quickly.

to everyone's shock wheeler just hangs with mox. he easily keeps up with mox's strategy & ideas, the random wild twists he puts in his game. their first match goes for over an hour, when none of the bcc has last 20 minutes. eventually mox wins but they end up setting up another game that last until the morning as a stalemate.

wheeler declines mox for awhile, which starts to get under mox's skin bc he wants to play someone who can keep up. eventually wheeler agrees again & they play a quick four or five games where mox crushes him in the first few moves. mox calls wheeler out on letting him win but wheeler promises he was just trying different things that didn't work. they break bc mox is abt to physically fight wheeler.

after dinner wheeler sets up the board & asks mox for another match. first time he's asked mox to play him instead of being offered. its touch & go for both of them for a long time, they work each other, take piece after piece, & when it's just so close to another stalemate...

wheeler pulls out a surprising, glorious win over mox.

mox has never been happier (or more annoyed) to lose & thus starts the epic battle for the bcc chess championship.

claudio makes a little trophy that mox & wheeler have to pass back & forth between each other (they keep track of their win/loses & the title reigns [much to the annoyance of the other bcc they involved their wins over them too]). regal snaked a win & held the title for 4 weeks before mox bullied him into a match & took it back.

bryan has never held the title once. though claudio managed to distract wheeler & win once (but lost it on the rematch a few days later).

it become a genuine competition between wheeler & mox, while everyone else gets to flex their creativity trying to cheat a win off the other two. there is an unspoken rule to keep the title off of bryan bc it pisses him off so much.