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bcc chess headcanon

i have this headcanon that everyone in the bcc plays chess. both for fun & as a part of training. when wheeler joins he doesn't really know how to play chess. regal uses the time teaching wheeler to play to bond one on one with wheeler, even when the bcc is all together doing whatever (mox & eddie watching football, bryan reading, claudio halfway watching football & doing whatever he does, ect) regal will take some time to work on playing chess with wheeler.

& of fuckin course wheeler picks it up pretty well, especially the strategy aspect of the game. regal starts setting him up against claudio & bryan, coaching wheeler through the game. when wheeler can keep up on his own regal sets up boards so that wheeler is playing regal, claudio, & bryan at once over time (the boards are set up & left, each player coming in whenever they want to make their move as opposed to timed chess).

eventually wheeler can hold his own with bryan & claudio, beats them here & there. eventually getting the best of regal. it's a lot of fun & wheeler really finds himself enjoy it. he noticed eventually that no one plays with mox, that he's never invited to play. so he asks regal & regal says that he & mox play sometimes so invites him to watch.

mox, while half paying attention & messing with eddie like he plays video games, beats regal again & again in less than 15 moves each time. to wheeler's amazement regal is actually trying & struggling to last as long as possible with mox but can never, ever get the best of him. bryan says that he refuses to play with mox bc he think mox is cheating. claudio says he plays with mox sometimes but grows frustrated. mox offers to play wheeler, & wheeler agrees fully expecting to get got very quickly.

to everyone's shock wheeler just hangs with mox. he easily keeps up with mox's strategy & ideas, the random wild twists he puts in his game. their first match goes for over an hour, when none of the bcc has last 20 minutes. eventually mox wins but they end up setting up another game that last until the morning as a stalemate.

wheeler declines mox for awhile, which starts to get under mox's skin bc he wants to play someone who can keep up. eventually wheeler agrees again & they play a quick four or five games where mox crushes him in the first few moves. mox calls wheeler out on letting him win but wheeler promises he was just trying different things that didn't work. they break bc mox is abt to physically fight wheeler.

after dinner wheeler sets up the board & asks mox for another match. first time he's asked mox to play him instead of being offered. its touch & go for both of them for a long time, they work each other, take piece after piece, & when it's just so close to another stalemate...

wheeler pulls out a surprising, glorious win over mox.

mox has never been happier (or more annoyed) to lose & thus starts the epic battle for the bcc chess championship.

claudio makes a little trophy that mox & wheeler have to pass back & forth between each other (they keep track of their win/loses & the title reigns [much to the annoyance of the other bcc they involved their wins over them too]). regal snaked a win & held the title for 4 weeks before mox bullied him into a match & took it back.

bryan has never held the title once. though claudio managed to distract wheeler & win once (but lost it on the rematch a few days later).

it become a genuine competition between wheeler & mox, while everyone else gets to flex their creativity trying to cheat a win off the other two. there is an unspoken rule to keep the title off of bryan bc it pisses him off so much.

Where are Duke,Harper and Alfred?

Can you imagine board game nights with the batfam though

Everyone thinks Dick will end up having to play the laidback referee. They’re wrong. They’re so wrong. Something about board games brings out his competitive streak and he’s actually the one stirring up the most shit.

Jason and Steph spend half the night arguing about whether or not cornhobble is a word

Twister is banned on behalf of Dick being stupidly flexible and winning every time (yes I know they’re all flexible, I just picture Dick as being just that little extra/having hypermobility)

Monopoly is the last game of the night because it brings out the gremlin in Tim, who will either destroy everyone and win or destroy something if he loses. At some point they all gang up on Tim, and he still wins somehow

One time he lost from Damian, the fallout was epic

No one wants to play scrabble against Barbara bc she always wins (even from Jason, who usually dominates it)

Sorry! is all fun and games until Cass “accidentally” flips the board

She always wins at Snakes and Ladders though

Damian always wins Goose Game, he has the weirdest luck

If they decide on adding card games to the mix, Jason wins every single round of Texas Hold ‘Em without trying

And Bruce gets destroyed by each and every single one of his kids and there’s nothing he can do about it

A tiny little lift😂😂😂

i do really love the idea of Time Shenanigans leading to ~13-year-old Damian meeting all former Robins at the same age, because every single one of them is just the exact opposite of what he’d expect.

Dick, who Damian expects to be the cool nice supportive one, at thirteen is fucking furious at the idea that there are any Robins after him. Stephanie, far from the perky optimist he knows, is a hardcore cynic who thinks Batman is super cool and hasn’t even become a vigilante yet. Jason, who has previously interacted with Damian mostly via bullets, is a sweetheart who’s exceptionally insecure at the idea of Bruce getting another Robin.

And meanwhile Tim at thirteen is like “oh you’re the next Robin? Heck yeah, that’s awesome, glad it worked out.”

Keep thinking about Damian gradually distancing himself from vigilantism so he can live a normal life, but no matter how many times he bails, everyone keeps calling him because he’s still their best stealth guy, so now he’s got a full-time job and they still expect him to drop everything at a moment’s notice, and he’s this 🤏🏼 close to just blocking everyone and throwing his phone into the pier

“Ummm well…you’ve fought aliens without me before, and Isaiah the Hairless Cat is stuck in a tree again, so I’m kinda busy. Just do it yourself.”

“Sorry, I have to study for the GRE? Can we do it later? Like next week?”

“Look, I need to submit my vet school applications. I know this evil government takeover is a big deal, but I have other priorities.”

“No, sorry. I’ve got a volunteer shift at the rescue shelter. Can I take a rain check?”

“Listen, I know this mission is time sensitive, but that’s the same day as my graduation! Can’t you just call Aqualad or something?”

“No can do. I’ve got an interview for that job at the vet.” “I can’t reschedule! Are you crazy?!”

“Look, it’s been fun and all, kicking Joker in the face, but I have a shift soon? In like an hour so I gotta run. Bye!”

“I have a surgery scheduled at 4 pm! Do you think I have all the time in the world? I swear to god-”

*storms into the batcave wearing scrubs* “What do you want now?!”

😂😂🤣

Isn't it funny that the fanon think that Damian is the serious Robin who doesn't like having fun and looks at Batman as a form of god, but in the canon it's completely opposite.

Like Damian in the canon is chaotic as fuck. That child has speed and adrenaline mixed with chocolate running through his veins, he is the personaification of chaotic neutral.

He also roasts Batman 24/7 and he is not afraid to call his bs and as any other Robin, he also tend to defy him and ignore his orders lol

He is certain serious but he is mostly saracstic than everything.

I mean, Damian was the one who bring the chaos in the Supersons, like you would think that Jon, the kid who had superpowers, would be the one to do it, but it was Damian who went to Jon's room in the middle of the night and said: "Hey duckboy, get your suit, we are going to provoque more chaos in this world"

Damian's like this 24/7: