
virgil | they/them | pagan | creative writing major | space enthusiast | classics nerd (literature and rock) | draws a lot | also writes fanfiction!
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My Friends Brought Me To Texas. That Cashier Had Seen So Much Weird Shit

my friends brought me to texas. that cashier had seen so much weird shit
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overextending your gravity-bending superpowers does in fact have consequences, tiny rage child
~ an interpretation of what was probably going on in heaven when I was trying to be christian as a kid ~
baby me: hi god I hope I'm doing this prayer thing right anyway I lost my stuffed animal can you help me find it?
the christian god:
the christian god: whose pagan baby is that
the christian god: *glancing around heaven* wHOSE PAGAN BABY IS THAT
the christian god: uhh
st. jude: *brought forward by my catholic family history* hey god, do you want me to-
the christian god: pLEASE
stuffed animal: *is found*
baby me: yaaayy!! thank you god, 10/10 will pray again! hooray am good christian!!
the christian god:
the christian god:
brigid: i mean, they're a little confused but they got the spirit
DO IT
should i fuck around and post a fic tn be honest.