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themostbeautifulmoments

4 years ago

Call it religous trauma. Call it me being a petty bitch or whatever. But, one of my life goals is to look a religous (like in the bad way) person in the eye and yell

"GOD CAN'T HEAR YOU"

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virgil-upinthestars

3 years ago

On today's episode of "How ADHD Can I Be?", a spoon ended up in the trash can because I was thinking about Catholic mass

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virgil-upinthestars

2 years ago

me, queuing up a video on demonology: ooh this looks interesting

saint ezekiel, chucking lightning: NO

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it was a purely academic interest you see but i don't think the storm spirits were having it to be fair it was interesting *hides from more thunder* perhaps they were trying to steer me away from all that crazy stuff the church has done or maybe they'd been witnessing me watch horror movie summaries for the past hour and were like that's it that's the last straw witch THIS IS A JOKE- raised catholic witchcraft

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virgil-upinthestars

1 year ago

~ an interpretation of what was probably going on in heaven when I was trying to be christian as a kid ~

baby me: hi god I hope I'm doing this prayer thing right anyway I lost my stuffed animal can you help me find it?

the christian god:

the christian god: whose pagan baby is that

the christian god: *glancing around heaven* wHOSE PAGAN BABY IS THAT

the christian god: uhh

st. jude: *brought forward by my catholic family history* hey god, do you want me to-

the christian god: pLEASE

stuffed animal: *is found*

baby me: yaaayy!! thank you god, 10/10 will pray again! hooray am good christian!!

the christian god:

brigid: i mean, they're a little confused but they got the spirit

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