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Captain Marvel Whenever He Needs To Drive Any Vehicle: I Don't Know What To Do, There's A Little Voice
Captain Marvel whenever he needs to drive any vehicle: I don't know what to do, there's a little voice inside of me saying "This is a bad idea!" But I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming "LET THE 12 YEAR OLD DRIVE!!!"
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More Posts from Weepingfishturtledragon
Imagine the Young Justice League finds out about Captain Marvel being able to eat anything and they decide to test it out with a bunch of different things. At first it starts off pretty tame with screws and bolts but then it slowly escalates to more extreme things like lava and bleach. Eventually after he ate a number of dangerous things with no effect on him they started to veer more towards extreme flavors and sensations.
First they buy the most spicy pepper The Carolina Reaper and of course Captain Marvel, happy to hang out with his friends, eats it without hesitation. His face slightly flushes, his eyes water a little, and he has a small cough, but generally he's fine. One day one of the YJL members is scrolling through tiktok and sees a drink called Battery Acid, which is a energy drink mixed with a LOT of sour candy, they immediately grab everyone to buy everything they need and make the drink. The moment Captain Marvel steps through the zeta-tube they shove the drink in his face and tell him to drink it and Billy with zero survival instinct does. The moment the drink touches his tongue his brain shuts down and an error message appears (⊙ _ ⊙). He comes back to himself and downs the entire thing in one go. (He might be addicted now)
Do you guys know the Sturniolo Triplets? There exactly how I imagined the dynamic between Billy, Mary, and Freddy. Nick is the older brother and is the responsible one so he's a representation of Mary. Matt likes spending time alone, doing what he enjoys, and the other half, he's a social butterfly which ties into both newer versions and old versions of Billy so well. Lastly there's Chris who is the most funniest and dramatic guy ever which is exactly like Freddy!
(I may be getting them wrong so please correct me!)
Chibi Shazamily AU
(Chibi is a style of caricature originating in Japan, and common in anime and manga where characters are drawn in an exaggerated way, typically small and chubby with stubby limbs, oversized heads, and minimal detail.)
Imagine if a magical villain turned the Shazamily, except Captain Marvel, into chibi versions of themselves! Captain Marvel now has to take care of all his brothers and sisters, hiding them from their parents, and find a cure (it doesn't help that they can fly). It's even funnier if Captain Marvel has to bring them to the Watchtower for monitor duty because he can't find a babysitter in such short notice. I see the whole justice league just falling in love with how cute they are! They all just want to hold them and give them candy despite the fact Captain Marvel is telling them not to! Batman is giving Captain Marvel the best parenting advice for handling a group of children.
Captain Marvel Adopts Superboy AU
TW: Angst and a little violence
Imagine an angst fanfiction where the Justice League is put into an impossible situation where Superboy has to die in order to save the whole universe. Everyone is arguing about the ethics and what they should do. Dad Captain Marvel™ is absolutely against sacrificing Superboy or anyone but Superman thinks it's a necessary evil to save everything in the universe!
Superman talking to the league: All of creation is about to be wiped from the world! Do you know how many lives wouldn't have happened, how many people wouldn't have lived!
Superman: Connor isn't more important than the whole universe!
Captain Marvel furious turning Superman around and sucker punching him in the face:
HE IS TO ME!!!
TW: Transphobia
Billy working a customer service job: Howdy doody your total is $8.70!
Transphobic Customer: Is your name TRULY Billy?
Billy: Truly, madly, deeply!
Customer: Really???
Billy: Picked it out myself I sure hope so, that will be $8.70!
Customer: Do you know why?
Billy: It's a good, good, friendly name! Here is your food, enjoy your day!
Customer: Enjoy all the extra attention you get from your name!
Billy: Everyday I wake up against my will.