Heres Small Town Karl!!

here’s small town Karl!!

He has one published book and is working on a series called, and I quote, “tales of the… something. I’ll figure it out later.”

He has a free book library on his screened-in porch

He inherited his house from his great aunt, so he has no mortgage

His source of income is Jimmy renting his garage as storage

His great aunt was secretly a time traveler. She wanted him to follow in her footsteps, but died before she could tell him (cause why the heck not)

Somebody, anybody, someone PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE DREAM SMP STORY LINE I WANT TO KNOW AND BE INCLUDED BC THE ART AND ANIMATIONS I'M SEEING ARE AMAZING

sbi is my comfort dynamic, so here’s their story in my small town au!!

Phil married Wilbur’s mom when he was 19. She ended up dying in childbirth when Phil was 21, so it was just Phil and Wilbur until Will was 11 when Phil met Techno, who was 18 at the time. Techno didn’t live it the town, he was just there for a job, but he comes back to hang out with Phil more frequently over the next few years. A year after meeting Techno, Phil adopted Tommy who was five. Then when Techno is 22, he moves permanently to town and buys the garden supply store and asks Phil to help him manage it. Two years later, Phil starts fostering 10 year old Tubbo. Then when Tommy and Tubbo are both 15, Ranboo starts working at the garden store. He’s 19.

Today, I will be picking no battles. I’ve battled enough, I’m just gonna pick flowers and pet puppies today.

My friend and I made clay sbi!

I do not write. I have fully formed stories stuck behind paywalls in my brain.