Incorrect Quotes Tag!!!

Incorrect Quotes Tag!!!

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Use this site to generate some incorrect quotes.

These are Hidnight related

Teagan: Steven, I know you snuck out to see Connor last night.

Steven: If you tell Dad or Elouise, I swear I'll murder you, and they'll never find the body.

Teagan: Five bucks?

Steven: Fine.

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Teagan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Elouise: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Steven: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Teagan: What? No good morning?

Steven: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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Alarick, to the pack: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Steven: You... you said I could trust you!!

Steven: You said you were a GAMER!!!

Connor: Steven... I only play mobile games.

Steven: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Elouise: Steven, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Steven: Rebuke? Is that a word?

Elouise: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!

Steven: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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Alarick: Where are your parents?

Connor: What are parents?

Alarick: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Character Info: Oakley

Name: Oakley Pronouns: She/Her Age: 35-40 (timeline in progress) Gender Identity: Cis Woman Sexuality: Lesbian, Unmarried Lives: Archfell, Forest Region

Magic: Healing (Mage)

Oakley is a primary character in Valerie's story. She is the adoptive mother of four children, including Valerie, and works as the village healer in Archfell. When she and Valerie are sent to gather the reincarnations of the Six Immortals, Oakley must rediscover her identity in the face of hardship and the recontextualization of her formative years.

[Picture retracted because I hate it]

Benefits of knowing people: you get to steal their names for characters

Downsides of knowing people: if you know them too well their name becomes completely unusable no matter how pretty/cool/thematic it is

I sit down. I open my doc. I crack my knuckles. I prepare to write. A tumbleweed blows across my completely empty mind. I close my laptop. I lay down. I die.