Reverse Vore

Reverse vore

Elastigirl could, mid-sex, swallow Mr Incredible’s entire body with her pussy.

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

The only true way to carry them

oh thank god 

Sorry if i ask for your name 3 times in the first conversation and every other time we talk, it's not my fault i have the memory of a goldfish with dementia, yeah sure I'd write it , but i've the dexterity of a clown fish with arthritis, Brittany

When you almost call your friend mum but stop yourself and call her grandma instead

Living for the simple things in life, like when my cat stares at my mug when i pick it up to drink my tea, or the smell of fresh bread