30 50 Feral Hogs - Tumblr Posts

once there was a man who had a tool so nifty

it could kill lots of hogs, around thirty to fifty

but it was lost long ago, it is now but a myth

it would clear the yard before minute the fifth

You think a fence will stop 30-50 wild hogs? Lived in a rural area once, set up a fence, and wham 30-50 wild hogs fucked my husband. Ran straight through the house and ran him right through. So we moved to the suburbs, 30-50 wild hogs moved in and took over the hoa. You know what it's like to have 30-50 wild hogs as your hoa? No more barbeque, no more fences, daily child sacrifices, and they really cracked down on unnecessary lawn care. So we found a mice city apartment. Guess what, that's right, 30-50 wild hogs ran through our apartment and caused damage to the walls so we didn't get our deposit back. Think about that next time you think 30-50 wild hogs is just some joke.