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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 3.09 Alex

#He Was In Fact Not Okay

the beef is crazy??

#gregory eddie #the man you are 😭🥰 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2x22 | 3x10)

i’m just saying if I was on a date with lana condor i would give her my undivided attention so this seems like a straight man skill issue

JANINE TEAGUES and GREGORY EDDIE | Abbott Elementary → 3x11 Double Date

Gregory Denying His Feelings vs. Admitting His Feelings For Janine

when gregory did his little knock between his and janine’s classrooms now that janine has officially returned to abbott and janine said “i missed that knock”

me:

also i have watched abbott elementary over and over and i legitimately thought it was established that mr. morton was gay??? shook me to my core when i heard “my wife”

#When Your Future Husband Fixes Things For You Cause He's Tall

Abbott Elementary (3x14) + Teddie Parallels

#they're boyfriend and girlfriend 🤭🥰 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (4x01)

janine teagues is literally the greatest character of all time because when you're introduced to her you see her color coded binders and relentless optimism & perfection and think ok type a personality nothing we haven't seen before in a sitcom lead and then you actually get to know her and you realize she's nuts. eats a fermenting sandwich because it looked alright to her. owns only four spices, two of which are salt. has probably lived in the same shitass studio apartment right out of college. harrased kevin hart on social media because she thought he might be her dad. most catastrophic mommy issues to ever grace television. and of course one of the most beautiful women alive by virtue of being played by quinta brunson

The other Pranksters would also be working there, though they wouldn't be buddy-buddy with the Electric Company.

I know that Danny would be cooking up some anchor charts for his class of first graders. He's definitely got a list of rules hanging in the back of his room, bullet points and doodles penned in smelly markers. His daily messages are a huge hit with students, too. They spend their mornings trying to work through rebuses. He's very particular about how he runs things—think how Gregory first planned out the entire school year by the minute. The Electric Company doesn't appreciate how he gets so crazed when his routine gets thrown off.

Annie is 100% an art teacher. She's coming in every single day with a coordinating outfit; she's got a growing collection of bright funky headbands, belts, and cute earrings at home. Annie loves switching up the projects from year to year, working with as mediums as she can get her hands on. She proudly displays each piece that was made in her class out in the hall. I just know that she would be encouraging students to pursue the arts outside of school hours, opening up her room for anybody who still wants to create and design when the final dismissal bell rings. She'd be jealous of the Electric Company for their even tighter bonds with her students; so many people come and go through her room that it's hard to get to bond with everybody. Along with her budget being cut and those funds diverted to the main classrooms, she finds it hard to not take her anger out on the Electric Company.

Manny handles the middle grades as a STEM teacher. He thinks that theoretical lectures are extremely boring and has made his class into a graded practical course. Admins for the district are astounded every time they walk into his workshop of a classroom. There's a short maglev track with hovering cars, a marble run made out of cut-up paper towel rolls that reaches the ceiling, and of course, robots of all kinds. He wants his students to take over the world with their glorious minds. This does come at the expense of the Electric Company's sanities, who are losing sleep over this new generation of pranksters.

Concept: an Abbott Elementary AU for the 2009 The Electric Company with the Electric Company as teachers and Francine as the principal (not sure what to do about the other Pranksters though)

Avengers: infinity wars (2018) dir. Russo brothers Abbott Elementary (2021- ) season 2 episode 6

Disclaimer: I do not write for Melissa Schemmenti or any other Abbott Elementary characters! This was a one-time thing for an excellent friend of mine! I have never watched Abbott Elementary!!

The birthday girl <3: @shslbunnylover

Author’s Note: I love you so very much, Akira. Happy Birthday! I hope you get all that life can offer :)

Melissa Schemmenti Headcanons (Fem-NB Reader)

If it’s an enemies to lovers sorta thing, before actually becoming friends with you, Melissa would very much so make rude insults about the things she likes about you, just to cover up how much she likes you even more. A “they’ll never know if I don’t let them” sorta thing.

She listens to music that reminds her of you!

She can and will look up stuff she’s heard you talk about before.

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Melissa adores listening to you ramble! New favorite book? Go right ahead. Special interest? Alrighty then! Something that’s just been bothering you and you’re itching to get off of your chest? She’s your gal!

Melissa is a comfort GOD. Period? She’s got you. Bad day? She’s there with a warm bath and good food! Loss of a loved one or a pet? She’s there if you need her.

She loves surprising you with little gifts and trinkets! Flowers, jewelry, etc.

She just ADORES seeing you in her clothes!!

Melissa is very protective. Like, “if somebody looks at you wrong, she’s gonna drag them into an alleyway and beat their ass” sorta protective.

Scary dog privilege.

She takes you out to places she knows you’ve been wanting to go to! She listens, all the time.

You might’ve been talking to Jacob about that new restaurant you’ve been wanting to go to, and she just so happened to be passing by.

Next thing you know, you’re getting a text, “Hey, principessa, you still up for date night? Thought we’d head on down to [insert place here] for dinner.”

Abbott Elementary + Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out [insp.]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

S2E13 — "Fundraiser"

Me every time I get a new follower