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Feyre: When you spend so long trapped in darkness Lucien, you find that the darkness begins to stare back.
Me:
(But seriously, this is probably the coolest line ever)
Rhys, seeing Mor for the first time in 50 years:
-She’s my mate
Mor:
-Nice to see you too, Rhys
*The Grim Reaper, visiting Feyre and wondering if she’ll die this time*
Feyre:
Tamlin to Feyre: You look better than before when you were covered in blood and mud and your clothes were ripped. And your hair is… clean.
Lucien to Tamlin:
*A dinner night at Hybern after Jurian came back to life*
Jurian: …Then why did you believe Amarantha?
King of Hybern: I thought she had the ring of truth.
*All servants laugh quietly*
Jurian: *Clears his throat* So, we must be careful about Rhys. Because we don’t know whether he was on Amarantha’s side under the mountain or not.
King of Hybern: I think he was. My spies there, told me that he’d always kiss her ring.
Jurian: *Tries to play it cool*
~How I imagine Tamlin and Lucien before the scene in which Tamlin saves Feyre from the nagas~
Tamlin: Okay Lucien, I need you to come up with a plan that will make me look cool in front of Feyre.
Lucien: How about this? You turn into a wolf and kidnap her.
Tamlin: I’ve done that before. For some reason it didn’t work.
Lucien: Okay, hear this. I teach her how to catch a Suriel and she gets herself in trouble.
Tamlin: Do you think she’ll put herself in danger without knowing that someone is eventually going to save her?
Lucien: I’ll just tell her that I will save her in case something happens.
Tamlin: So… When something happens?
Lucien: I won’t move an inch.
Tamlin: I like the way you’re thinking.
The high lord of the autumn court and the high king of elfhame:
“I love all of my seven children equally and would do anything to protect them”
Eris and Dain:
Cardan Greenbrier and Lucien Vansera:
“Hi”
The high lord of the autumn court and the high king of elfhame:
Lady of autumn:
The cats that raised Cardan:
One thing I find weird about the mating bond acceptance is the fact that it’s literally such a casual act of kindness. Like, do you make sure that the person in front of you is not your mate before offering them food? Or can you accidentally get mated?🤣
Imagine if Feyre had just passed a piece of bread to Rhys utm because he couldn’t reach it and the bond snapped. Or let’s say Elain and Lucien are lost and Elain finds some food but she can’t give him the food so he just starves to death.
Like how does that work?😁😁
Now I wanna read a fanfic about two people accidentally getting mated and then falling in love. (Though I don’t like the forced marriage trope)
Nessian meme
“Our bodies produce pee in order to get rid of the extra water and waste”
Amren:
⛄️A solstice day at night court❄️
Nesta locked Cassian out to spend the day with her books (wise choice)
It may look like Cassian and Feyre are dEcOrAtinG from a far (really far)
Amren and Varian (poor guy was just told to stand next to the others)
Mor talking to Feyre about this really pretty valkyrie girl she saw (Feyre promising to get her one for her birthday)
Feyre to Rhys (She woke up next to about 273737383738 presents)
Rhys entering the room with a borrowed Pegasus (Also brought a sign with him that says “I ♥️ my mate” and hits Azriel with it whenever his eyes wander around a certain seer)
Lucien, Jurian and Vassa decided to start a music band in the woods. So they are practicing their first cover. (Ain’t Got No Home by Clarence Frogman Henry)
Here I present you… The Band of Exiles
Elain is the only one actually doing something/making a cake for Feyre (Also picking a Tylenol on the way for a spymaster✨friend✨ but she is mad at him so no specially made powder this year)
Azriel starting a fire from rubbing his temples so hard (honestly a mood) also working on his rocket snowball thrower
Team ”let’s not tell our mates about this”
~~~~~Acomaf Spoiler Alert~~~~~
Tamlin: Rhys is probably torturing Feyre in the night court right now.
*Meanwhile Rhys and Feyre in the summer court:
