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Nyx: How come you wear makeup?

Feyre: So I look good.

Nyx: You already look good.

Feyre: Aww

Nyx: [To Rhysand] You should wear makeup, though.

Rhysand:

Cassian: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one.

Cassian: Mor, code name ‘been there, done that’ Nes is ‘currently doing that’ Feyre is ‘It happened once in a dream’ Rhys, code name ‘if I had to pick a dude’ Amren is ‘Eagle two’

Amren: oh thank god

Cassian: Az is ‘I’d be lying if I said I thought thought about it’

IC: *NODS HEADS*

Elain: You've had a lot of sex, right?

Nesta: What, today?

Nesta: *shrug*

Nesta: Some, not a lot.

Feyre, early ACOMAF, in the middle of a party: Do you guys ever think about dying?

'You’re not better than me' was my yearbook quote.

- Nesta Archeron, probably

Feyre in ACOMAF: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.

Cassian: Why'd you head-butt me?!

Mor: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

*Having a family dinner*

Amren: Can you pass the pepper?

Cassian: What’s the magic word?

Amren: *Clearly not impressed*

Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*

Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

Tamlin: You’re a horrible person! 

Rhysand: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

Cassian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. 

Mor: Aren't you forgetting something? 

Cassian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Mor's forehead before running out.* 

Mor: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Nesta: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?

Rhys: Experience.

Cassian, staring lovingly at Nesta: I would die for you.

Nesta, reading her books: Then perish.

Feyre: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. 

Cassian: Mine just says "Cass, no." 

Feyre: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

Nesta: I wonder who’s ruining my life. 

Nesta: *looks in the mirror* So we meet again.

Morrigan: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Cassian: Can you keep a secret? 

Azriel: Do you know anything about my life? 

Cassian: No, I don't. Good point.

Elain, holding truthteller: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly very afraid to use it!

Feyre: What are you in the mood for? 

Rhysand: World domination. 

Feyre: That's a bit ambitious. 

Rhysand: You are my world. 

Feyre: Aww... 

[long pause]

Feyre: OH.

Rhysand: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! 

Nesta: How can you still say that? 

Rhysand: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

*Azriel kidnaps Feyre to get information from the Spring Court*

Azriel: Okay Lucien, we have your high lord’s daughter. Now you have to tell me whatever I wish if you want to get her back-

Lucien: What? He doesn’t have a child.

Azriel: Not funny Lucien. She’s right here, I can give her the phone.

Lucien: No, seriously. He doesn’t have a child.

Azriel: Really? Then who the hell is this girl that just asked me if I can show her my batmobile?

Lucien: Shit-

*Shouts at Tamlin across the room*

Tam, I found Feyre