Source: The Good Place - Tumblr Posts
Bumblebee: I know what my secret identity is!
Ultra Magnus: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Bumblebee: Fine. Then I'll be Jake...
Ratchet: Don't say Jortles.
Bumblebee: Jortles! And I work in the Molotov cocktail department.
Scott: I really need to start dating again.
Charles: Based on your last ten thousand comments, your ideal partner would be Jean’s head on Pietro’s body.
Scott: Or vice versa!
Nesta, to Cassian: Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.
'You’re not better than me' was my yearbook quote.
- Nesta Archeron, probably
Dorian: A hot, scary fae with legs for days. Side note: I might legit be into Fenrys. But that’s for another time.
Hunt: How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny? Bryce:
Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
Angel: *tearfully* It's not a joke I'm a legit snack
Rich: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Jeremy: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Rich: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.
Charlie: We can't kill her!
Vaggie: Not with that attitude we can't!
welcome to Daniel’s Taste in Men is Questionable At Best
Jamie: Look, this isn't about anyone being out to get you. This is about you. You're doing what I used to do. You're pulling a Jamie.
Nate: Posting Colin’s credit card number on Reddit because he said I looked tired?
Jamie, laughing: I forgot I did that.
SkekSo: My first rule is that no one can veto my rules.
SkekShod: Well, that's called tyranny and that's generally frowned upon.
Arthur: We can't kill her!
Merlin: Not with that attitude we can't.
Tyler Seguin: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to two people before in my entire life:
Tyler Seguin: Jamie Benn
Tyler Seguin: And a dude in a dark club who I mistook for Jamie Benn
Person A: person B told me to “go get it girl” so I am going to “go get it girl”
Person C: get what?
Person A: unclear😀👍
Person A: the man you call “person B” is your father?
Person C: mhm!
Person A: the man with whom you tried to blind airline pilots with a laser pointer
Person C: Yup!
Person A: the man who god banned from Disney world for biting buzz lightyear?
Person C: in his defense he thought it was some one else
pepper: are you alright? you didn’t sleep at all last night
tony: i got a solid eight minutes. not consecutively, but still. it's fine. you're not even that blurry