Adeptus Mechanicus - Tumblr Posts
i LOVE skaven admech, they are perfect, i love them so much on cons i always carry R47 around
they have become so engrained into my cosplay i've gotten not recognised when i didn't take them one time
Ratchanicus sicarian warren-raiders/hive-stalkers (can’t choose the name) for @baronofcaring
Remember what you fight for!
(The skit card is made by kitto)
By no demand, more Kitku
Friendship with Warhammer skitarii ended
This is now a Frostpunk automaton appreciation blog
Look at my beloved baby
Mechanicus pistol concepts
Possibly one will be my next prop pistol project…
Our WH40K cosplay Adeptus Mechanicus helmet we just made for comicon
Reject silica gogniatus
Return to the purity of the blessed machine
stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
What’s crazy about manufactorums is that this entire structure is probably dedicated to building one component of a single item. Hell, the entire planet probably makes something completely inconsequential to the war effort like signal flares or canteens, maybe even something as simple as bandages. And there are THOUSANDS of worlds, just like these, doing the same thing for centuries.
It’s a Sisyphean task that never ends, and the fruits of such pointless labor will never be seen by even the planet’s higher ups. That’s what makes it grimdark. That’s what makes Warhammer 40k what it is; an endless task that can never be completed, and if it ever is, it only ends one way:
With the end of everything and everyone.
Manufactorum
by DWMIT
Real glad to know that you genuinely wanna get ram-rodded by a chaos titan mechadendrite hive, so then is it correct to assume you real Into whatever this bitch gets up to.
Fun fact he has 10 000 years of experience and couldn't give a shit about your feeble flesh's limits
Eh, I'd be into it if he wasn't a fucking dweeb. He's got the energy of a convention incel with a PhD in astrophysics
Tumblr hasn't seen my darkmech Ordo Myrmidax archmagos prime yet so here you go
Still wip, and he needs a name
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
me: *nuts in a robot girl*
robot girl: Saving. Please do not remove the Memory Card (8MB) (For Playstation 2) from Memory Card Slot 1, reset or turn off the console.
In this essay I will discuss submissive bishounen Skitarii and why this is canon
Okay, imagine you are a tech priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You have an entire army of fit, beautiful cyborg twinks that love being mind-controlled by you and think it’s the ultimate form of pleasure to serve. You have one tentacle for each cyborg boytoy and can keep ordering new stock from the forge world
Oh there’s one you’re not into? Don’t worry you can modify his appearance and uniform according to your preferences!
Oh you want something spicier? You can send them at the enemy and watch a livestream of huge armoured monsters taking them apart straight from their own eye cameras!
Even in canon, Skitarii uniforms are designed to be extremely sexualised. Slender androgynous silhouette compared to the other bulky armies, gas mask and tight fitting leather, flowing trench coat, heeled boots. Plenty of trailing cable for the enemy to grab and tie them up with…
For further research, please refer to the novel ‘Skitarius’ by Rob Sanders. In the narrative, the main character (Haldron-44 Stroika) is a loyal, brave officer who is repeatedly captured and bullied by enemies. You will see my rendition of him above as the silver-haired, one eyed twink. A tech priest takes control of his body and humiliates him in front of an entire army as power play. A Dark Mechanicum priest ties him to a surgical table and teases him. And the Iron Warriors… sweet Omnissiah if I say what happens I will be suspended. But I have written a 12k word fanfic about his life as a Chaos toy, which has often been described as the sickest fanfic ever made for Warhammer (search ‘To Break a Soldier of the Machine God’ on AO3)
This is but a small example of such possibilities. I have no doubt that a Necron Overlord would collect harems of cute Skitarii to serve him. They are also prized pets among the Chaos Legions and Dark Eldar and their cute electronic screams can be heard across the entire galaxy.
All evidence point to the fact that Skitarii are bottoms wishing to be defeated and taught their place while they worship you.
Thank you for coming to my speech.
My Admech OCs
They’re truly on opposite ends of the spectrum
Just finished this animation!! Glory to the four armed emperor!
I'm not saying a Venn diagram of AdMech players and trans people would be a circle
but I think it'd be pretty close
Is t.A.T.u. AdMech???
Translating lyrics from "Робот"(Robot) to my best ability:
I'm not telling anyone
That I love a robot (...)
Robot, robot, robot I love you, we've wanted it so
Robot, robot, robot I'll turn you on and here we go
Robot, robot, in your heart
There's an electronic storm