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GORETOBER 2023

Day 17: Crime Scene

CONTAINS: IMPLIED SUFFOCATION, DISTURBING IMAGERY

BREAKING NEWS

Police announced today that the suspicious death of 28-year-old Truffles, a boar, in an abandoned parking lot is being investigated as a homicide. The body was found by a passerby who immediately called law enforcement.

The main suspect in the case is a nearby purple lamb who claims to have witnessed a "pickle choking Truffles." Police are still investigating and have not yet confirmed this allegation.

The city's police department says the investigation is still ongoing and that they are doing everything in their power to solve this puzzling case. The community is devastated by the loss of Truffles, who was known as a generous and hardworking fellow who made a mark on everyone he met. The investigation is still ongoing and the community hopes that justice will be served soon...