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More Kaiser headcanons because I said so
P.S there's some x reader hcs in there this time
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I feel like he listens to lady gaga RELIGIOUSLY, idk but it's like her songs just resonate with him. Istg if kaiser appears in my mind one more time when i listen to judas or alejeandro im throwing hands
He also sings in the shower, his team mates caught him singing once and since then it's become an inside joke among the whole german team
Speaking of singing, i just KNOW kaiser has a stupidly seductive singing voice, just imagine him singing to u oh my god-
steals your food. He's done it to ness before and will do it again to u
The type to get very VERY clingy and whiney when he's sick (he also gets sick during winter ALOT so good luck)
Despite his looks, kaiser's a lightweight, his team mates found out about it after he ate some chocolates containing alcohol
He passed out after that-
u ended up carrying him to his house along with the help of ness
Won't admit it, but his favourite subject in school is english literature (he's a theatre kid what did u expect)
he definitely uses u as a armrest if ur shorter than him
If kaiser has a little sibling, i think he would like drawing his rose tattoos on their hands and its the most adorable thing ever
He's either a menace to his sibling or a wholesome big bro, nothing in between.
Speaking of which he'd definitely lift them up by their legs and carry them upside down like that
Asks u to do his eyeliner for him
He helps u do ur makeup (if u wear any) in return (is super good with eyeliner and eyeshadow)
He likes scaring u by hugging u and then lifting u up in the air by surprise
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How do u write again.
I either haven't written a fic in so long i forgot how to write or im suffering from writers block
Another sneak peak here
Basically noa can't seem to catch a break anywhere, anytime
A little bit in love with you ...
some ness headcanons by yours truly ^_^
Warnings: none, except for some fluff
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I know I’ve written about this before but I WILL GUARD THE HC THAT NESS IS VERY GOOD AT PIANO WITH ALL MY LIFE
he’s too shy to admit it tho, but I think he would like the idea of playing his s/o a song
does not look like it but he has a very high spice tolerance
that one time Bastard munchen decided to do a spicy ramen challenge for funsies
everyone tapped out dying of the heat meanwhile ness was sitting there eating the leftover ramen like it was nothing
Plushies! He owns SO many of them it’s no joke
kaiser went to his house for a study session once and squishmellows were found everywhere
“Ness, why does that strawberry cat look like it wants to murder me.”
“Don’t worry kaiser, parfait always looks like that, it’s fine (❁´◡`❁)”
safe to say kaiser never hanged out at ness’ place after that.
did I forget to mention he names ALL of his plushies?
he also loves snuggling with them when he sleeps
has a whole closet filled with sweaters and sweater vests
I feel like his love language would be acts of service and quality time
whenever you both get into an argument, he’ll always cut up some fruits and put it outside your door as an apology
you’re still mad at him, but you can’t resist how cute his apple bunnies are
ADORES CHEEK KISSES, he melts whenever someone does that
so if you wanna make alexis ness blush, just kiss his cheek and watch his system completely stop working
was the type of kid who thought clouds were pieces of cotton that you could catch in a jar
he also enjoys watching the sunset while he walks home from practice
I’m pretty sure his teammates have pet his head at least once
his hair looks so soft and fluffy, who wouldn’t?
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ness brainrot let’s gooooo
UNLOCK IT!
Bllk boys playing genshin!
Warnings: some quest spoilers for genshin
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ISAGI YOICHI (潔 世一)
He's the very rare traveler main! Specifically aether
Mainly uses electro or dendro aether for the elemental reactions
He doesn't understand why people don't use traveler a lot, he thinks being able to switch elements at will is very useful and versatile
SUCKS at dodging, he literally depends on his zhongli's shield to keep him alive
Speaking of zhongli, he lost his 50/50 to keqing on his banner, homeboy later spent hours grinding for primos, he deadass refuses to whale at all
He also might have sacrificed keqing at qingyun peak multiple times
Luckily, the peepaw came home after 30 more pulls
He's pretty netural when it comes to co-op, so long as you don't take his materials without permission (bachira is an exception)
He LOVES the new TCG event, he's got all the character cards and won nearly every single match in a span of a week
He also does co-op challenges with the others, they range from waverider races to stuff like "who dies first while fighting _____" competitions or "beat azdaha without a shield or healing" challenge
Bachira came up with the last one specifically for him
Low key hates fighting the cryo cube, the fruits you gotta hit to break the shield are a pain in the ass (i'm not self-projecting here i swear)
BACHIRA MEGURU (蜂楽 廻)
A hutao and yoimiya main!
He enjoys looking at yoimiya's idle animations and spams her normal attacks just so he could see her do those little flips
Probably learned hu tao's dance and song by heart so every now and then while playing he'll go:
“大丘丘病了，二丘丘瞧～”
“三丘丘采药，四丘丘熬～”
He plays in CN dub but with JP subtitles
Still messes up a little on the pinyin pronouncination but he's trying
He also relates to hu tao since they were both considered weirdos by everyone (bachira's hu tao kinnie era guys)
Has considered cosplaying a character before
Loves exploring! Has every area at 100% exploration rate and all statues at level 10 somehow??
Always forgets that he's a pyro main and that grass exists so he basically almost dies standing on burning grass (can someone please get him a healer or a shield.)
Trolls other people in co-op by doing shit like the "disco disco party party" thing or using jean to yeet people
But other than that, he's actually very helpful with exploring and finding chests
Also steals materials from isagi
Sometimes forgets how to glide and ends up dying from fall damage (me too bachira me too)
CHIGIRI HYOMA (千切 豹馬)
Ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri-
He first got her on the beginner's banner she's been on his team ever since, definitely has her c6
You can't tell me that he wouldn't decorate his teapot bc he WOULD
And it's decorated so nicely too, he's even got a whole area dedicated to the animals he caught
Started playing after bachira said the landscapes were pretty but then he got invested into the lore (he watches those genshin theory videos too)
Enjoys taking photos of the landscapes and his characters, he once accidentally clicked on his diluc's skill while taking a photo and proceeded to laugh at how cursed it looked
Doesn't like solving the puzzles in inazuma and enkanomiya tho so he just google searches the solutions
Randomly makes cracked theories about khaen'riah, it happens so often no one can tell if he's being serious or not
Absolutely hates paimon's voice, he'll throw off his headphones whenever paimon starts talking and go "stfu paimon" like calm down
HATES the spectors with all his heart
He also likes collecting items in the open world, has over 2k of each of them
Might have spent a bit of money on welkin but that's as far as he'll go
Idk why but he strikes me as the type to mainly use bow or catalyst users bc of the range
Is very good at aiming and dodging, has laughed at isagi struggling while they were fighting azdaha
KUNIGAMI RENSUKE (國神 錬介)
The man somehow got a qiqi on the beginner's banner, he read her backstory, felt bad, and decided to main her
And no, his qiqi is not a healer or support, she's a full blown physical DPS
And her build is no joke either, he once made her do 200k damage while fighting the new scaramouche boss like kunigami wtf are you feeding her??
If there's a boss you can't beat, just call him to co-op and his zombie child will carry
Is another lore invester
Chigiri once sent him a video explaining enkanomiya lore and they later spent hours discussing about it
Got emotional at the tsurumi island and kazari quest, maybe at the dainsleif chasm quest too
Also levels up all his character's friendship to 10 to get their name cards
Has read all of his character's stories out of boredom
Completed ALL of his world quests, doesn't skip the dialogue in case he misses something important
Does hangout quests, beidou was his favourite one
Can never see hilichurls the same anymore after the chasm archon quest, all this time he's been killing cursed, innocent people? He feels so guilty
His luck when it comes to the gacha is literally phenomenal, the guy has never lost a 50/50 in his life
He's very skilled at controling his waverider and comes out at the top during waverider races
He's also good in fishing too, he manages to always stay within the moving bar
He plays spiral abyss often and would have 36 stars if it weren't for the last few floors being such a pain in the ass
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