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can you tell im amazing at waking up to my alarms

nothing can explain how much i hatefully despise vibrating ringtones/alarms. not only because it jumps me out of my skin, it also makes me wanna throw my organs up in alphabetical order consecutively. it grabs me by the skull and shakes my soppy, half-asleep brain like an insomnia-maracas. hate from the seventh plane of dimension. kill it it with fire.