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ALL HAIL WILL WOOD 🗣🔥‼️
if everything is a will wood reference does that mean will wood is the ruler of everything and everything belongs to him? By making callbacks to a man we don't even know in our basic everyday lives does it mean he's transcended being just a guy? have we made our world in his essence like hes god.
all hail will wood i guess
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ILY 🫶
very subjective highlights of the will wood show in casey for anyone who didn’t make it (which is most people because who lives in central illinois)
i got him to ring the world’s largest wind chime at the beginning of the show (and he rang it again at the end)
venetian blind man live for the first time ever
switching the lsd line from skeleton appreciation day to “i am in a public place and i have already cursed way too much”
the entire crowd getting really emotional at like 4 different songs
tossing his shoe and saying “take a look” at the “i wear the same size as you” during laplace, then saying “what the fuck” when someone threw it back
making multiple jokes then profusely apologizing for them (including “sometimes you poke the bear called the algorithm and it spits out money. OH MY GOD I DONT OPERATE MY SHIT LIKE THAT AT ALL THAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DONT BELIEVE THAT”)
meeting his girlfriend, petting his rat casper, and getting rat care advice from her (his gf not his rat đź’€)
someone requesting suburbia and he says “on a ukulele??” then someone saying bbw and he says “ON A UKULELE??” then i say willard and he says “WHY ARE YOU REQUESTING THESE SONGS ON A UKULELE”
someone requesting aikido and he says “i cant play that. physically, i can, but emotionally it will destroy me. i will never forgive you for this” and then him immediately playing it
getting to nerd out about our mutual favorite band (man man) at the end of the show then taking the world’s dorkiest photo
the show ending with chemical overreaction and his aaaaAAAAAAAAAA
I'm not dead! Somehow... also, wanna phone wallpaper? Too bad, have a Will Wood wallpaper! Merry depression
Note - might not fit, do not be afraid to adjust the size
Well, hello boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens! If you can't tell already, I may have a slight hyperfixation on Will Wood, so here!
MORE WILL WOOD
Well, I made the best and worst mistake of my life! So, boys, girls, neithets, boths, and in-betweens! I made the decision to listen to Will and Chris' podcast "Life in The World to Come" for the first time... this is amazing...
... more fucking Will Wood. Welp, here's a Tomcat Disposables mask!
Also, please send help,
I think there is some weird mental illness or something like that I got. Because, like, I completely forget I need the basic human necessities, I easily obsess - like Will Wood currently - I think I stim - I really don't know - and one other thing. Like, I don't know how to explain it, but, like, whenever I make up scenarios in my head, I move my body along to the actions subconsciously and accidentally hit something... anyway, thanks for listening to my lil rant! Bye, bye, my little ratties!
Oh, what's this? Another Will Wood pin!
Yay! A new pin to the collection! Also, by the end of this month, I should have a new dino mask!
Oh, my bracelet collection?
More info under the cut!
Welp! My whole collection of bracelets! From Will Wood to Pan Fucker! Some, you might recognize from other posts, but there are a few new ones. Also, all the ones not on the notebook? From friends, the rest I made! And the newest is 222 for Will! So, yay!
RATTIES, SACRIFICES
I got a new fit! Planned to wear it out tomorrow for fun, minus the mask, so if ya spot me, say hi! Also, more stuff is under the cut!
So, also with this, I'm wearing all these bracelets too
So, yay! Now, excuse me while I go worship Will Wood and Tally Hall
Oh, also, I made a keychain
Yay! More Will Wood!
ANOTHER KEYCHAIN? And it's also Will Wood!
Wow, this is scary, 3 posts in one day!
Ah... that will help explain later chaos that we will probably cause at some point... anyway, to chaos! And cheese!
cant believe im mutuals with the real will wood
i love you
Welp, got another project for the 665 I already got
A mask, based off Will Wood, ofc! Also, i am a dumbass. When I was originally making this post, I noticed I messed up the damn blank background somehow...