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ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASNT CHRISTMAS
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It's that time of the year again folks.
Another «"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas» meme and I'm losing it
EVERYONE HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING SOCKS
PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)
Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!
PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)
Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!
Need to get this out desperately
Taking this bad boy out to defrost
He's melting
Not yet, Ferb
Tired Reader,
I write this in honor of the season, and to remind you of some christmas etiquette.
Firstly, for children, yes Santa is real. No, you shall not catch him, to even attempt such matters lowers your place on the nice list, and it would be truly pitiful to miss such holiday joy as possible because you wished to achieve the truly impossible. Were you to succeed in staying awake the entire night tonight, watching, he would either visit while you were otherwise occupied in the restroom, or not come at all, a truly sad state of affairs.
This in mind, go now and prepare for his arrival, making any arrangements necessary. Bake cookies, prepare milk, assist your parents in last minute holiday shopping, make bows to go on gifts, busy yourself in whatever must needs happen next. Go now, and do this.
Are they gone?
Good.
Parents, uncles, aunts, and those lonely on Christmas Eve. A few rules for you to follow, lest you end on MY hit list.
You shall not ruin this festive time for any of the young ones in your sphere of influence. This does not mean you must get them large, expensive gifts. Such things are oft a bother and usually not worth the cost of purchase.
You WILL however, keep the spirit of the season in your heart, even if it is not something you personally celebrate. That is, a feeling of generosity and kindness towards your fellow man. Yes, I am aware they do not deserve it. Neither do you. Do it regardless or taste my blade.
I would wish you all a marry Christmas here, but it is not yet that time. Almost Christmas means it isn't Christmas, as a wise man once stated. That in mind, goodnight.
-Simon Blackquill