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Infinity cow is a delightful concept. And there is no way in any religions conception of eternal punishment that I will be clicking that link

“You feel warm.” Lieutenant comments, as his hand strokes his Conjunx’s cheek. The medic, in his usual perch of his partner’s lap, snuggles up closer to soak up the attention. 

“I could be warmer,” he teases, with wings flicking for emphasis. 

While cute, the shuttle’s expression keeps stoic instead of reciprocating the flirting. His hand moves up to the forehelm, only to press his lips further. Pharma caught on quickly to what was already on Lieutenant’s mind. He tugged his hand away on his own, to shake his head. 

“It’s nothing out of the ordinary,” explains the medic, taking on his usual lecture tone. “Some days are warmer than others, but it is nothing to be concerned with.”

“Perhaps,” Lieutenant nods, “however, for my ease, would you mind running an internal diagnostic to be certain?”

Pharma sits up right, stretching his back as he does with a soft groan. “If it will put your mind at ease, but,” he taps the shuttle’s chest, “we will make it a learning opportunity. I run the internals, you see what you can determine from external sources. May as well put some of my lessons to work.”

The fins go slightly up as Lieutenant has been put on the spot a bit. His optics do a quick once over of his Conjunx, rapidly running through the past lessons the surgeon has taught him. Granted, they tended to focus on a lot of the inside of mech’s rather than the exterior, so it was rather a necessity to brush up on whatever he did know.

With a bit of a sigh, he put his hands on his Conjunx’s shoulders, “Mind opening your mouth for me? I can start the investigation there before working my way down.”

Pharma cheekily grinned, holding back a laugh, which only made Lieutenant’s stoic facade crack with a snort, “Pharma, please! This is supposed to be serious.” Lieutenant insisted, which only made the medic laugh. 

“That’s your fault!” Countered the jets, “You said it that way on purpose.”

“Well apologies if my bedside manner is a bit rough—“

“—I like it that way—“

Lieutenant burst into snorted laughter, trying desperately to keep it together while covering Pharma’s face, “Not like that!”

“I wish it was,” The medic sighed wistfully, now only doing this to mess with his Conjunx. This was likely why they never completed these types of lessons. The Decepticon was next to useless, trying to gather himself. 

“You’re such an aft,,” he giggles, “now open your mouth.”

“Yes, Daddy~”

Lieutenant sputtered, shoving the nearest throw pillow in his ‘patient’s’ face. Suffice to say, there was no medical lesson that day.

Ive been down in this underground cave for years now. He stopped being a government’s assassin because he started to enjoy killing people. Not even that he disagreed with killing them, that he enjoyed murdering them. I like to imagine that he does have a legitamate mean, arrogant streak in him, a sense of cruelty that yeah, exists in everyone but wakes up sometimes and leaves imprints in you. Its shown that he had skills enough to fight for an entire day as a teenager.

The fact that he just up and split from the government is insane too, like they hired this guy to kill beaucrats so there definately couldve been reprecussions to that, maybe someone in his corner (the Goken???) who persuaded/threatened the higher-ups to stay away from him

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I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND HOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY S H I T I LOVE THE AUDIO DEPARTMENT!!!!

Ok, I'm excited and am just gonna spill my thoughts, disregard any sentence mistakes please and thank you!

I'm falling into a routine!! I get there early, sit outside for a bit, talking to other people in training, before going in, putting my stuff in a locker (the same one is always open), before we get started. I know that routine will get absolutely fucked as soon as a show starts, but I'm looking forward to it, in a weird way!!

This is still basic training, so we covered a lot of topics briefly. Things like case safety, how to properly handle the cases, how to set up and put away mic stands, the different kind of mics they have, load in/load out case stacking (how to and safety), booth tour, storage tour, and shadow shifts!! I feel like we talked about more, we were there for 3 hours..

I had so much fun!!! I'm super excited for more audio shifts!!

I have basic rigging training on Thursday, which is gonna be fun!! I don't remember anything other than the knot tying from the general new hire training. I was really tired then, so it was hard to focus properly, unfortunately.

I also talked to more new hires as well!! Yay!! I'm being bold, socializing, striking up conversations!!!

Anyway, I'm hella tired, and Dylan wants to play bedwars later, so I'm gonna lay down for a bit to let the excitement whoosh away.

ALSO!! The moon is sooooo pretty!!! I wanna go outside. I think I'll go outside and stare at the moon, until mom gets home.

Yoooo first fanart!! I drew pfps for Hero and I!

This is only my.. second?? time drawing them, so I haven't nailed it down yet, but I might draw more in the future!!

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 MY BELVOED !!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK i m not gogving to spoil anythging but . they relaly steven universed it up huh !!!!!! /pos

Gearing Up: Part 6 [Tiz Sep AU]

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Aaaand that's the final part of the Gearing Up comic! From here on it leads straight into the battle against Draxum, which leads to Shredder's return, and yeah you know the deal.

Don't get too excited for that whole ordeal quite yet though, it's gonna take a little while longer until I get there. I've been planning on showing how the events of episode 1 played out in the AU, y'know, the beginning of the story!? But then I kept getting distracted by the season 1 finale and it just kept getting pushed back. But godammit I really wanna do the story's beginning before I get any further with the rest of the plot, so we're gonna leave off on a little bit of a cliffhanger for now haha hope ya'll don't mind too much. Doing this whole AU out of chronological order is a bit chaotic lmaooo I'm trying my best

Bro, I cant with everyone thinking Shen Qingqiu had a kid with Binghe.

So uuhhh my comms are open if anyone here would like to take a look here's my Carrd ! >:]

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I’m still developing a modern verse so I’m leaving this a little vague but quick rundown: Anne is the (self-)estranged daughter of a criminal defense lawyer. She eloped at sixteen and it ended poorly. This would be when she’s 28 or so, quite a bit of trauma and a whole ex-husband later. She hasn’t spoken to William Cormac (her father) in twelve years.

I just had a thought of Emre wanting/needing additional funding and Anne pulling up her big girl pants to help a friend. I know that’s not quite what you suggested but, even though I’m fine with age gaps, I know not everyone is and figured I’d offer an alternative to mesh with in case you’re not!

It’s a good thing looks can’t really kill, or Anne would’ve been guilty of murder multiple times over. Including now. She’s done a better job than normal at holding her lashing tongue, curving her scowl into more pleasant expressions, stemming the tide of her anger (and anxiety) by keeping clutched to Emre’s side and wringing her bracelet at every opportunity, but that doesn’t mean she’s without any of it.

“If I knew three hours ago ye were gonna get cold feet, I wouldn’t’ve bothered with the fecking dress.” The deep blue suits her—sets further fire to the elaborate bun above her head and, alongside black eyeliner, pulls out the muted color of her eyes—but she’s been uncomfortable from the moment she slipped it on and realized its hem fell short of the ground. Anne isn’t well-practiced in heels, and her own height just makes it worse, like everyone’s staring at her.

They are, of course, but not for those reasons. William’s daughter returned from God only knows where with a man on her arm but no ring on her finger: the gossip mill is running at full swing.

Anne narrows her eyes at these circling society sharks before daring a glance at Emre again. He holds it together better than she does, but he can’t be doing well. She rolls her eyes and sighs, deciding to take pity on nerves only slightly less rattled than her own.

“The steak knife’ll do ye quicker, but the soup spoon’s more dramatic. Personally, I’d rather see ye pull a legger and jump off the balcony—but then, I’ve always loved a man of action.” The thought of Emre becoming some kind of park ranger action hero, parkouring his way to the balcony and flipping off of it, produces a small, lopsided smile. “…fifty bucks if ye do it right now.”

muse: emre sharma, early 40s, he/they, well-meaning environmentalist & park ranger open to: any gender expression, 25+ plot: emre is somewhere fancy with his partner and is feeling a little out of place

“this place is so fancy, i’m not sure which fork to stab myself with.”

"Tea time is all the time⭐️! Mhm, maybe I'll take 14 sugar cubes this time 'round~."

Name:

Seisear Marchare

Dorm:

Heartslabyul

Year:

2nd Year

Likes:

Rabbits(more like Hares) & Cats

Tea (time) & sweets

Stories

New discoveries n stuff

Dislikes:

Restrictions

Boredom

Insects (especially bees)

Twisted from:

The March Hare from Alice in Wonderland

Short Description:

A second year student in Heartslabyu, and Quintin's older cousin. Quite unpredictable, no one truly knows what's going on in that head of his and has more often than not caused headaches, leading to him being labeled as [The Jester]. Due to his personality, he has many affiliations and branches out to almost everyone in the entire school and may or may not have "other" connections.

Personality:

An energetic and lively young man, but perhaps a bit too rambunctious, he's a person who lives in the moment and always has such odd and weird hobbies that he switches almost every other day (eg. one time it was doing tape art, the next it was people-watching without doing a single thing at all, the next it was collecting rocks and he ended up making genuine rock figurines and statues, etc.). Seisear is someone who doesn't like feeling listless and is almost always up to something, most of the time it's something really crazy; such as (secretly) painting many of the roses in the dorm white, sending nonsensical “request letters” to Azul, Jade and Floyd (it went on for almost a month, with the brunette changing his penmanship very often), sneaking into the Ignihyde dormitory to scare the living daylights out of Idia during the ungodly hours of night/morning, knowingly badmouthing Vil and/or Malleus right in front of Rook and/or Sebek just for the laughs, and so much more.

Seisear is also someone who has a lot of “masks”. Meaning that depending on the person in front of him then he can act whichever way he deems necessary or appropriate, but his most common and usual “mask” is “chaotic dumbass”. His actual personality is actually pretty dark; he’s quite cold and uncaring to anyone that isn’t someone he’s close to, and seems pretty apathetic to whatever may happen to them. Funnily enough, he does care and is just a bit of a tsundere in that he can’t honestly admit his true feelings right in front of someone. Also despite his seemingly idiotic demeanour, he’s actually pretty smart and able to understand and read people quite easily, though he doesn’t do anything about it until it’s necessary in a more convenient time/situation for him.

But despite his chaotic and random attitude, he can also become quite mature and downright philosophical at times-- though it often gets subtly slipped into his unpredictable words. Seisear is also surprisingly a good listener and genuinely understanding, it’s just that he’s also a tiny bit of a coward like his younger cousin so he prefers to pretend he can’t hear or comprehend what others are saying. It’s also mainly the reason why he sends tea party invites to Malleus since Seisear can understand that feeling of being left out for reasons that others push onto you for being what they perceive you to be.

Relationship/s:

(Will be edited in the future)

Trivia:

His name, Seisear, is Irish for "six". Seisear's last name is, much like Quintin's, a combination of two words; [March] and [hare].

annual post telling people to stop slandering “kill shelters” as if they want to euthanize healthy animals. stop believing the evil kill shelter narrative and instead consider how bad it would be for the animals if we had no open intake shelters.

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.

GOOD MORNING SAPPHICS WE WON 💕💖💘

Tag your current faves

Mines the emo king of the Dreaming

Also honorary mention: Steven "love of my life" Grant

my favourite genre of fictional men are those ones who should be cool and badass because of their powers or character designs, but are pathetic instead. never had a good day in their life. an insult from a child could probably make them cry. wet paper bag men. you know the ones

2021

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train? It'll save ya gas and money and time

Parents: No

2022

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. To save gas and money, can I take the train?

Parents: No

2023

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train to save gas and money?

Parents: No

2024

Me: I work in a different city almost everyday this month. Can I take the train to save gas and money?

Parents: No

Parents, a week later: Buy a train pass because gas is expensive

Me: Okay, but I don't get paid until Tuesday

Parents, that Tuesday: Don't get a pass; we'll take you to work

Me: Alright, then I'm going to spend this $85 on food and gas

Parents, yesterday: You're taking the train to work tomorrow because gas is expensive

Me, to myself: If you'd actually teach me to drive, we wouldn't be having this problem

And to the people who ask why we non-Americans care about American politics, it's because of your foreign policy. Other states have to either fall in line and become America's little lapdog like my own does, or the picture above is what happens to their citizens. Sometimes the former doesn't prevent the latter either.