Alternative Universe: Foster Family - Tumblr Posts

the foster family plot:

Alex (traumatized. poor. gay. up to this point pretty accurate) is adopted by the washington family and meets his new brother "laff" who goes "oui mon ami" and "mon chere" constantly

Cries, starves, does generally stupid things while Washingdad watches concerned. Washingdad immediately calls him son of course and Alex doesn't like that

Goes to school. Writes long essays. Immediately starts fist fighting the plastics: Jeffmads and aaron burr who's not mean or nice but somewhere in between.

Meets John Laurens and immediately begins making out

Hercules Mulligan watches all of this from the back of the car

At least one fainting incident/panic attack in front of everyone

Better if he starts speaking in French and or Spanish during the panic attack

They all fall asleep on each other while washingdad sighs "my boys"

Proceed to make out with John Laurens right next to Hercules and Lafayette, also making out

Down at least two energy drinks

Optional: meet the Schuyler sisters and Eliza who is immediately a bff. sister of sorts!

Non-optional: John Laurens is abused by his dad and there must be the tag "Henry Laurens' A+ Parenting"

2016-2019 Hamilton fanfics were wild. King George would be a bus driver to American Revolution High School, where Washington was a fatherly teacher to the bullied and abused tweak Hamilton and his little gang of sad gay friends 💀