And Even If Vader Had More Sensitive Prosthetics (unlikely) Or Ever Took His Gloves Off (unlikely) He Probably Didn't Touch A Lot Of Boobs - Tumblr Posts

star wars anakin padme padme/anakin anakin skywalker I just hate their happiness and need it so bad at the same time like I mostly enjoy gratuitous character torture and tragedy but it's really all they get so instead I find myself wallowing in the few moments where they get to be people in between the grand sum of their choices crashing down while drawing the roboarm it occurred to me that if he was probably a virgin when he got married that he has probably never felt a boob with his right hand since it seems like that thing doesn't have a lot of touch-sensitivity to it and even if vader had more sensitive prosthetics (unlikely) or ever took his gloves off (unlikely) he probably didn't touch a lot of boobs