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How freaking salty must Dib be that he finally gets handed a silver platter of validation for his personality-defining special interest in the form of a whole arch nemesis and it’s not even one of the cryptids he’s the most interested in?

Like ngl sometimes I swear he was really hoping he would be trying to win against a disguised sasquatch instead of the partially deaf geezer from beyond the stars he got stuck with.

If there ever actually turns out to be some dead serious underground cabal of vampires trying to take over the world this entire time he’s been having cafeteria food fights and chocolate bar fundraisers against a cyborg roach he’s going to be so PISSED.