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Merlin au where nobody (not even lancelot) finds out about merlin having magic bc merlin is actually really good at using his inside voice and also because he isn't so so so anxious about being *revealed*.
Why is he not anxious you ask?
Because he isn't scared, he's embarrassed.
Merlin goes through like a decade of secrecy and eventually he like finally awkwardly tells Arthur before the final battle cause you know he can help and stuff and Arthur is just completely flabbergasted before becoming upset and distraught,
"why didn't you tell me? You don't trust me?"
And Merlin has to stand there awkwardly and be like, "I'm sorry I literally just didn't know how to bring it up. Like at the beginning I was like well... I just didn't know you that well right? And then I like tried to bring it up in conversation but I got interrupted a few times... which like... embarrassing, and then you were all like, 'urgh magic is evil', and then it just felt awkward bringing it up you know? And then it had been a few years and I was woah I can't say anything NOW cause like it's been too long? I missed my chance and ugh this is so embarrassing!"
And he's like blushing and rubbing the back of his neck and Arthur just stands there with growing disbelief and resignation (and ofc some fondness) as he realizes for the millionth time that merlin is a fucking idiot.
When I say I want dabihawks whump, what I mean is I want Hawks to randomly FaceTime Dabi in the following scenario
Hawks: heyyyyyyyy Hot stuff
Dabi: Hawks???
Hawks: s-sorry. But I think- I think I might need some help
Dabi: Hawks??????
Hawks: ‘s jus’ a small scratch. But I can’t-
Dabi: Hawks??
Dabi: Hawks!
Dabi: Shit that’s a lot of blood
Dabi: You know bones are supposed to be inside your fucking body right?
Dabi: I’m on my way birdie, hang in there
Would Mike cheat on El with Will?
A) Yes, if the hormones were flowing
B) No, he would never do that
C) I mean, he already has cheated at least emotionally so 🤷🏽♂️
arthur and the knights getting cursed so they can’t hold a weapon, fight, and can barely walk. clumsy x1000 blast. the cure is idk somewhere in the woods or with the druids or something idk idk don’t ask me. anyways they get ambushed and arthur and the knights cant fight so merlin is like “damn it” and pushes them all back and looks at arthur and is like
merlin: you can’t fight so i’m going to fight them.
arthur, stumbling over his own two feet even while merlin is pushing him up against a tree: you can’t fight
merlin: i can. i’m going to. what i need you to do is wait, alright? you’re going to be mad, i get that, but that’s going to have to wait until later. can you do that?
arthur: you can’t fight, merlin.
merlin, rolling his eyes: will you just listen to me for once? be mad later. appreciate that i’m saving your life right now.
merlin, leaving arthur to fall flat on his face, muttering under his breath: like always
and then woosh merlin saves their lives and is a bad ass sorcerer yippee gwaine is very turned on and so is arthur but he’s also definitely pissed while lancelot is so proud of his bestie (and a little turned on)
The Fool and the Clown
But it's too late now, isn't it? Some things, when honked, can never be unhonked. Everything goes dark, and you're pied.
bro does NOT have a chance
actually so stoked that i found a second-hand boxset of s1 and s2 of twin peaks today, i’ve been wanting to watch it forever!! vibes of the visuals and the music are immaculate, and i am rotating special agent dale cooper in my mind-crowave
Bilbo being the thing that heals Thorin bc he didn’t get therapy the first three times he was child soldier is so endearing and hilarious to me bc at first hes like ‘oh fuck I gotta take care of this guy who Gandalf said was a burglar and is in fact just some guy who’s biggest problem is wether or not his pants match his waistcoat’
and as the story goes along he goes from seeing him as a ‘weak and small halfling’ to a hobbit who may not know how to fight but can show extreme compassion and empathy towards the others who have canonically been treated like dirt after Erebor fell. Bilbo gives away his smiles and laughs to the company’s antics after some time and they all get used to each other, and is so firm in vouching for Thorin and his honor and integrity and how he keeps his word. Bilbo is so sure of Thorins character after only spending a little over year together traveling the wilds.
He sees the strength he has bc even though he’s scared and this is the first time he’s held a sword or even fought an orc, he still full body tackled and fought Azog the defiler—who mind you killed his grandfather and drove his father mad and led to him being imprisoned and eventually killed by Sauron—with little to no signs of fear.
And I think for Thorin it helps him see that there is still good in the world, and gives him enough hope to be able to feel content watching the sun rise and fall and time pass through the journey.
