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Checklist (brutalscaled~)

Send “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

"Got a job you might be interested in, Croc. It's quick, easy and all that's required are a few minutes of your maritime talents..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting (By far one of the most interesting people I know) [X] cute (Not derogatory) [X] attractive (I always like watching you work) [ ] sexy [X] reassuring (Reassuring like having a grenade launcher onhand) [X] intimidating (to others, you're a godsend when I need quick answers/results from these morons) [ ] annoying (No?) [ ] tedious (Again, no) [ ] terrifying (I guess I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of those jaws but it's impressive watching them work)

I think we should:

[X] talk more (Always good hearing your thoughts on things) [X] hang out more (I can trust you when shit needs getting done) [X] date (Date more like planning how we're gonna strike that incoming shipment before it hits the docks) [X] adopt each other as found family (You can be my brother anyday) [X] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out (You know you're always welcome to come chill or whatever) [X] talk about deep stuff (We can shoot the shit over a bottle of whiskey or two, yeah) [ ] cuddle [X] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [X] go out and party till sunrise (by party you and I both know that's a lie :) [X] both get arrested (Fucking Batman always finds a way to spoil our fun) [ ] probably wind up killing each other (Nah we get along p good)

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [X] not happening [X] it's not because I don't like you, it's because you and I both have lip issues

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [X] awkward (We've known each other since we were kids so it's kinda awkward yeah...) [X] a really bad idea (I can handle pain but even this might be too much to handle?) [X] an all-around disaster (Can't see it turning out any other way RIP) [X] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you (Being asleep doesn't count) [X] offer you breakfast (Cooked or 'leftovers' from last night?) [ ] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out (No you can stay) [ ] demand to know how you got there (I'd wonder how you got in without waking me tbh) [ ] scream [X] not question it [X] go back to sleep (I know I'm safe here with you)