Andre Lotterer - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

A trophy for war crime reduction?

Are FE conjuring a trophy for André as its probably his last season in FE and just calling it 'Driver of Progress' ?

I want Mr. War Criminal WEC to get a podium trophy in his own right/a miniature golden bumper car as a leaving gift not whatever this is: https://www.fiaformulae.com/en/news/419631/abb-driver-of-progress-set-to-reward-intelligent-dynamic-efficient-racing


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2 years ago
Yes This Is The Exact Content I Want, 10/10 Would Like More Of It
Yes This Is The Exact Content I Want, 10/10 Would Like More Of It

yes this is the exact content i want, 10/10 would like more of it


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2 years ago

Making André and Jake watch US football is pretty cruel. I enjoyed the media content but jeez, the standard of men's football there is so low the devil is the ref.


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2 years ago

André lent his sunglasses to Crowley, you cannot tell me otherwise.


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1 year ago

Travis and André

Today I realised unpleasant Blink-182 drummer (says creepy things about his infant daughter, cheated on his first wife, states both in his autobiography) is 48.

Favourite on-track criminal Mr. Lotterer (likes classic Porsches, dislikes shirt buttons) is 42.

Please share my confusion this Friday.


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1 year ago

Jermaine is Formula Embarrassing

He introduced Andre as "Lottener" at 02.31 of the pre-show. What with David Coulthard last week I'm already tired of the frigging comms ignorance this season.

Jermaine Is Formula Embarrassing

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1 year ago

"Also first race for my engineer

That I gave to him"

Man is not about to let Pascal forget who Fabrice loves more 😄


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1 year ago

I love this pairing too🤣

(Neel's story on insta)


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1 year ago

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1 year ago
So Deserved.

So deserved.

So happy for all 3 of them, but especially my main man. 9 yrs since his last WEC win. 1st win for porsche in endurance. André is back where he belongs, on the top step.


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1 year ago
Andr Lotterer + Thiago Monteiro For Monroe [x]
Andr Lotterer + Thiago Monteiro For Monroe [x]
Andr Lotterer + Thiago Monteiro For Monroe [x]

André Lotterer + Thiago Monteiro for Monroe [x]


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1 year ago
Running Around In Excitement At The FE Tumblr - A Monroe Advert Was Posted, Which Led Me To Find The

Running around in excitement at the FE tumblr - a Monroe advert was posted, which led me to find the three chaos merchants in lycra, saw a repost of a fic and found this. Potato quality and I'm not subscribing but its the war criminal as a mechanic! @lost-decade


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1 year ago
The Way I Scrolled Insta, Went Past This Post, Was Like 'hold On That's Andr', Went Back And Saw This

The way I scrolled insta, went past this post, was like 'hold on that's André', went back and saw this literal model...

It's a literal timetable but I don't care


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1 year ago

"More hits than The Beatles"

I enjoyed Allan McNish affectionately slandering André on the FE broadcast.


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1 year ago

Honestly completely forgot it's the last Fe race of the year, as I'm still on wec mode. Considering that f1 is also on I'm guessing DC and Karun may not be in London, so... Can we plz get André AND James together either on comms or being pundits or both!!!


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1 year ago

Jeandre get yourselves to Vale's garage NOW

He's released a sunglasses collaboration/collection (at admittedly piss-take prices) he could give you two advice. Go go go!

Jeandre Get Yourselves To Vale's Garage NOW

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