Animal Vibes - Tumblr Posts
fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human
Missed me, sweet thing? Awwh, you're so charming, puppy. You want to cuddle? Mhm? C'mere then, honey, sit on the couch. Sit. Just like that, who's a good pup?? That's right, you are, my love. You're such a good puppy, such a sweet little mutt for me. Nuzzle right up against me, I've got you. Turn your dumb puppy brain off while I scratch your head. My nails feel so good, don't they? God, those noises you're making are so pretty. Awwh, someone's twitchy. Are you a little restless, pretty pup? Need my fingers somewhere else or would you rather pretend you're not whimpering into my chest like a dumb mutt in heat??
I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
Gentle hands running along the edges of sharp teeth, feeling their razor's edge and knowing they will not be hurt.
Whether it be of respect or fear, these hands may touch these fangs, and experience these weapons unharmed.
I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human
Canine culture is pushing your head against your partner’s hand when they stop giving scratchies
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i am sorry, mama. i know you did your best but i turned out wrong. i only ever sharpen my teeth on my own legs. i can't hunt and every song in my chest sounds more like a siren call. i tremble at every loud noise. i fear i am unlovable. you used to tell me to bark back and bite hard. i let every hand muzzle me and consider it gentle. touchstarved. i'm sorry. you wanted to raise a wolf but i am just a bad dog.
if you give me scritches in the right place, i WILL kick my foot like a dog.
don’t believe me? test it right now. go on. pet me bitch. this is not a trap to make you pet me absolutely not
Whumpee who bites. Literally. Whumper gets too close? Gets bitten. Caretaker tries to touch them as a way to comfort them? Gets bitten. Whumpee just being a feral little creature and biting anyone who they deem a threat. Especially if they’re trying to make themself look big and threatening. This could also work really well for a nonhuman whumpee
having a butch boytoy kneel at my feet and read my textbooks out loud to me so I can take super detailed notes while petting them should be a reasonable accommodation
therapy werewolf whose job is entirely just going to people and laying their head in the person's lap and letting the poor stressed human pet them and rub their belly a bit. climbing into bed with them and snuggling up to them maybe