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❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

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if you could change your height, would you?

what’s something that happened years ago that you’re still mad about?

what was your favourite musician/band when you were ten?

do you like sparkling water?

what’s the last album you listened to?

do you wear flip flops?

what time do you usually wake up in the morning?

if you could choose one language to instantly be fluent in, which one would you pick?

how long have you had your tumblr blog?

what was your dream job as a child and is it anything like your current job?

did you usually have a cafeteria lunch or a packed lunch in school?

do you pop your pimples?

if you could choose one celebrity/public figure to erase from history, who would it be?

how old were you when you first used youtube?

what was your first ever anime?

were you more into disney channel, nickelodeon, cartoon network, or pbs kids as a child?

if you could redo one year of high school, would you? and if so, which one?

if you could make one fictional character real, who would it be?

what video game have you put the most time into?

do you like doing jigsaw puzzles?

what’s your favourite dog breed?

do you prefer scented or unscented lotion?

were/are you a theater kid? if so, what’s your favourite play or musical?

do you collect anything unusual?

what’s your ideal weather and/or temperature?

would you rather take three five year olds or one fifteen year old in a fight?

how long did you live at your last address?

what’s your favourite sandwich?

have you ever had surgery?

what’s your least favourite pokemon?

do you have any accessories that you wear every day?

do you have plushies on your bed?

what’s your favourite lady gaga song?

do you prefer to make your own playlists or listen to ones that others have made?

were/are you ever able to find souvenirs with your name on them?

do you own a bike? if so, how often do you ride it?

do you prefer iced coffee or iced tea?

what’s your favourite big cat species?

when was/is your golden birthday?

have you ever run a stoplight while driving? if so, was it an accident or on purpose?

what family member, immediate or otherwise, do you get along with the best?

how many times have you cried in the last week?

do you prefer barbie dolls or bratz dolls?

how many shirts do you own in your favourite colour?

do you currently live in the state/province you were born in?

would you rather have bird wings or bat wings?

are you good at swimming?

if you could pick one craft to instantly be good at, which one would it be?

do you know how to play any trading card games (pokemon, yugioh, magic the gathering, etc)?

how long was your shortest relationship?

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💋 — ANONS!

literally every anon is free. use as you want it!

An unnamed someone keeps asking if your hair is actually a wig made of skunk fur. Could you please enlighten them

Bemused reader.

I am only answering this ridiculous query as my inbox is otherwise empty.

Skunk fur would make a horrid wig. The texture is wrong. Also, I would have a much more pronounced white streak, much more of their hair is white, as seen here:

That is, of course, assuming that we were using the classic striped skunk everyone pictured. Another option would be still more awkward to gain a black wig from:

Impossibility.

Most important however, would be the stench. I do believe the chief prosecutor, in his wisdom, would label me a biohazard and have me removed.

In short, no. It is not. Further, if i discover you or your friend is skinning skunks to use as wigs, you shall be the subject of ridicule.

-Simon Blackquill

Do u like camping?

Weary Reader,

I did enjoy it, but have not participated since I was a free man. I believe I would still enjoy it given the opportunity however.

There is a peace in being amongst nature. The small sounds, the sense of belonging, the lack of judgement...and Taka, soaring above the land, higher and more majestically then possible when boxed in by the city.....

Hm.

Perhaps I should take those vacation days after all. My gratitude, honored reader.

-Simon Blackquill

Hello.

I am in highschool thinking about going to law school. I have always been interested, Love debate, and do have a desire for justice. (And money. If we are being honest)

I am thinking about studying to be a Prosecutor or a Trial Lawyer, and I am interested in your perspective on the profession.

What in your opinion are the pros and cons of being a Prosecutor?

Thx.

Stella Inskool 😉

Miss Inskool,

Firstly, you should know that prosecutors are typically paid more. Defense Attorneys can make their way to being paid truly high amounts, but its harder to get that momentum and is highly dependent on the cases taken. If money is your primary concern, both paths can make you very successful, but prosecutors have a higher starting pay.

Prosecutors work for the state, and are paid more by default. They also have less leeway when it comes to the cases taken, however. You can refuse a case, but if no other prosecutors are willing to take it, the office will choose for you. You may end up on the case anyway. You can decide to drop the charges, but not a whim, there is an entire process for it and you do not get to make that decision alone.

Secondly, if you are working for a law firm, you will be dependent on said firms decisions, but if you are a lawyer in your own firm, you decide the work load. Prosecutors are given cases by the state, and have far less control. Whereas certain lawyers may only take a case every few months, unless there are extenuating circumstances, the prosecution does not get quite that level of control. (Gavin-dono being a notable exception, he is allowed to stop working cases when on tour)

We do however, get to control large parts of the investigation, working in tandem with the police force. We decide what to bring up in trial, and when. We are often present for questioning, and prepare our own witnesses. As I said, there is a process for dropping charges, but if there is little to no evidence, it becomes decidedly easier. It is also generally accepted for us to control the courtroom, to varying degrees. Lawyers on the other hand, have to do all of this manually, do not have to be appraised of evidence before hand, and are not always given the chance to have their own witnesses take the stand, especially if they can not prove the relevance.

Lastly, there is a difference of attitude. lawyers tend to fall into one of two camps: either believing their client to be innocent regardless of evidence to the contrary, or believing that everyone needs a defense regardless of innocence. Prosecutors tend to be more comfortable with assuming guilt, which is easier as the system is in fact stacked in our favor. there is however a shift away from this line of thinking, as the Chief Prosecutor will tell you.

Regardless of where you end up, there is a long road ahead of you, young one. keep up with your studies, and know that it can be done.

-Simon Blackquill

Did you ever meet any other falsely convicted people in prison?

Worn Reader,

Oh yes, Several. Others claimed to be falsely convicted, and it was often hard to tell the two groups apart, but here are some highlights, since I am certain that is what you desire.

There was a man framed by his lover, insistent that his dear husband would never do that. extolling his virtues to the last. the general consensus in the area was that the husband did, in fact, kill the victim, but I personally suspect the mother in law was the one who framed our man for it.

There was a man imprisoned for rioting. In truth, he did meet with a group of protesters, but left as it started to get out of hand. He was arrested regardless, simply for being in the vicinity.

There was a man accused of corruption, with claims that he stole millions from his place in the local government. In truth, he was the fall guy for his superiors, who together stole billions.

But my personal favorite story was a man who was put away lawfully, but believes he should have gotten away with it, as they misidentified the weapon. They said he used an ice pick. In actuality, he stabbed the victims some dozen times with a frozen candy cane, which he then ate.

He is still filing appeals, claiming this means he should walk. it's been about twelve years.

Prison has all walks of life, and the stories are certainly intresting.

-Simon Blackquill

Did you ever meet the real Bobby Fulbright?

Apologies for the lengthy delay in responding, reader. I was unsure how much to say before consulting with the man himself.

Yes. I had known Fulbright for a few months before the Phantom caught him, and reconnected after the man was rescued. He is now one of my housemates.

The man suffered a great deal, apparently being kept as a source of information, questioned repeatedly on a number of topics. He is doing much better now.

-Simon Blackquill

Prosecutor Blackquill, what are your thoughts on the justice system?

Ah! An ask!

Hm. This won't do....I'm Detective Fulbright, not Prosecutor Blackquill....ah well, I'll answer it anyway!

The Justice System is a wonderful thing! Beautiful, and complex, and.....admittedly not flawless...But! I believe it can be changed for the better! The Prosecutor was exonerated, and change is in the wind!

In Justice We Trust!

-Detective Bobby Fulbright, L.A P.D

Prosecutor Blackquill,

Assume you were at a bar or diner and engaged in a debate that threatens to spill over into violence. How would you diffuse such a scenario? If push comes to shove, how would you handle the ensuing brawl?

Having served time in prison, you're likely no stranger to unprompted fisticuffs. There must be something you can impart, even if it's just some amusing anecdotes to serve as an example.

(That is, if you did not stoke the flames to begin with for a laugh. Not that I would assume such a thing.)

Sincerly,

A Wayward Stranger

Wayward Reader,

Intriguing. There were, as a matter of fact, several times when I did indeed stoke the flames for a laugh. It is quite amusing to do so, and fairly easy as well. What is more difficult is fanning the flames so others are fighting, but do not take swings at yourself, implying that it is another opinion, or stating the things they do in fact say, but only behind closed doors. If I feel that something should, instead, be diffused, it would depend on what the conversation is about, but making the other person feel as though they are listened to and their opinion is valid is key. I may still state my disagreement, but I would wish for the other party to feel as though they have been heard, given a fair chance to speak, and is still respected despite the fact that I believe them to be wrong. I may have no respect for them at all, but we are deescalating. There are topics I will not do this for, but as a general rule, people wish to be heard, and shutting them down will only anger them further.

As for how to handle unprompted fights, I find that going for weak, less protected points are the best option. People go for the face rather readily, and it is indeed venerable, the nose in particular. Other weak points include the gut, groin, and instep. There are more still, but those are the most obvious, and while they are often more protected, it is harder to protect all at once. If you are not experienced in fighting, then there will be a learning curve. There is also stance, balance and size to keep in mind, but those are considerably harder to discuss over a text-based platform.

As for anecdotes, I have several, most notable is the time I pressed that fool Engarde into a violent rage by giving my honest thoughts on his show. Tripe, and inferior to it's predecessors. fanning his rage continued, I particularly liked when I said I wouldn't pay a nickel for his performance. In his rage, he came at me with a good deal of adrenaline, but distinct lack of foresight. I dodged, and he happened to barrel right into one Furio Tigre. The results were quite enjoyable to watch.

Amused,

-Simon Blackquill