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my Hange Zoe headcanons
cooks good food i swearrr. when they cook they're lazy with it and just eyeballs ingredients but the food always turns out DELICIOUS
eats the seeds of a watermelon because they're too lazy to spit them out
hange is very ticklish ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) hehehe
secretly loves cuddles
has a very diverse music taste
cuts their fingernails every 2 weeks because they hate long nails
a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in bed......
hange loves boobs
takes the worst photos.
BAD handwriting
likes to smell their own farts
Hange: You're either a smart fella or a fart smella
Levi: ...
Hange: By the looks of it, I'm the smart fella here so
Kinda need Hange and reader to have like a self care day. Like staying in all day and just doting on each other and taking care of each other
Today is your day off. You had no plans and schedules except to lay in bed the whole day and catch up on sleep. Hange knew about this, so they took the day off too. They put aside their responsibilities and errands for the day to spend time with you.
So there you both were on the bed, syncing breaths and cuddling each other. All your worries are washed away. Laying in Hange’s arms feels so nice, so safe. This goes without saying, but you wish you could stay like this forever. You can’t be happier and loved than this.
Hours go by. You don’t know what time it is anymore. You don’t really care because you were too busy trying to savor the moment.
Hange is the first to speak among the both of you. “We should eat breakfast. I’m getting hungry.” They say matter of factly before placing a kiss on your forehead.
“Yeah.. okay”. You reply drowsily, voice hoarse from not using it.
“Alright. I’m gonna get up now to make us something.”. Hange says as they get up from bed. You garble a quick “Mkay'' as you stretch on the bed. Mentally preparing yourself to get up.
When you go into the kitchen, you find Hange cooking omelettes and sausages. They had to make do with what's in the fridge.
It's so domestic. You feel emotions surge in you with a heavy weight, but you try to brush it away by hugging Hange’s back as they cook.
“Hey dear, my darling dookie. I’m almost done.”
You scoff at the pet name but kiss their back anyway. Peeling yourself away from their body, you make Hange’s coffee as they like it. You also prepare the table and plates.
Here you are now, eating beside your beloved. You can’t help but let out a sappy “Thank you. I love you”. The words slip out so easy, like loving Hange is the most natural thing.
“I love you too, sweetheart.”. Hange tried their best to say with a mouth full of food.
Once the both of you have finished eating, you go to wash the plates while Hange wipes the table clean. Afterwards, you suggest taking a nice shower.
“Together?” Hange smirked as they teased.
“Yes. together.”. You reply before preparing the tub, filling it up with warm water and your favorite scented soap. While you wait for the water to fill the tub, you get out of the bathroom to see Hange hugging and kissing the cat.
He was an orange cat that they brought home one day. He was still a scrunkly and stinky kitten when Hange took him home. It was fascinating to witness the cat’s growth, how it grew up to be so impulsive, energetic, and full of love, just like Hange.
You approach them to place a kiss on their heads before telling them that the bath is ready.
Hange lets out a high pitched “byebyebye baby, see ya my little stinky” to the feline before following you into the bathroom.
Both of you strip off your clothes and you tell Hange to go in first. Hange obeys wordlessly. You then follow, laying on their chest as Hange instinctively holds your waist.
Silence fills the air. You feel yourself getting drowsy again until you feel a hand grab your breasts.
“Nice tits.”
You ignore the comment as you lay your head on their shoulder, but you feel their hand creep lower down your body. It’s annoying how they know exactly how to rile you up so fast. You give in, turning your face to the side to capture Hange’s lips in a heated kiss. Then one thing led to another, you realize as the both of you are gasping for air while touching one another. Helping each other to reach a climax.
Hange got what they started. The both of you satiated and satisfied.
You peel yourself away from Hange’s skin to grab the shampoo. Squeezing a dollop into your hand, you rub it into their hair and scratch their scalp as a way to say “I love you”, hoping that feelings can pass through your fingertips and into Hange’s head.
Once you're done, Hange takes the shampoo to do the same to you. You let their fingers run through the hair on your scalp. You close your eyes from the relaxing sensation and let them take care of you.
You take the body wash and squeeze it on both of your bodies, helping each other to scrub the surface of yours and Hange’s skin. The both of you continue to bathe, so close, so intimate, and tooth rottingly sweet. Finally, you both get into comfortable clothes.
Drawing the curtains closed, setting the temperature nice and cool, and fluffing the bed, there’s nothing more tempting to do but to lay back in bed.
“Let’s rest more, baby.” You suggest, but it sounds more like an order.
“Yes, ma’am!”
So there you both were on the bed, syncing breaths and cuddling each other. All your worries are washed away. Laying in Hange’s arms feels so nice, so safe. This goes without saying, but you wish you could stay like this forever. You can’t be happier and loved than this.
a/n: thank u anon!! i hope this was what u were looking for
Can you do Jean or Hange spicy hcs? Or if you aren't comfortable some comfort hcs pls😳👀🙏🏾
Hi! Thank you for requesting! I do have in my rules that I won’t be writing NSFW fics atm, so I did comfort hcs. I hope that’s alright!! ☺️
Jean:
Jean is a natural born leader, Marco said it himself
This is because of his ability to interpret his peers, and if you were his s/o, he would be extra attentive
The longer you are together, the better he’d notice your little tells
However, if you were trying to get the message that something was bothering you purposefully…
I think it’d take him a lot longer to figure it out
Even if he could tell that you needed comforting, he’d be horrible at approaching it
He’s too straight forward and hot headed to be soft and cuddly
If you were upset because someone had said something hurtful towards you, you bet he’d be seeking them out to give them a good beating
But if you were suffering due to your own thoughts, and the only person he could beat up was yourself, he’d be at a loss
Tell him that you want to cuddle, or if you want him to just sit with you as you pour your heart out and he’ll do it
That’s not to say that he’s not restless
This man is used to fighting away his problems, even though he wants the easy life
He’d listen to you complain, cry, or talk yourself down
That is one thing he will never let you do
You try saying that you thought you looked fat in your uniform that day or you think the most recent deaths of your comrades were your fault, and he’ll compliment you so hard
He tolerates no such thing, telling you everything he loves about you
Sure, it may be said in a loud and almost angry way, but it’s because he cares for you and wants to prove that there is no reason you should feel that way
When this happens, please thank him and say it helped
That way he’ll think he’s done his job
As time goes by and the two of you have a very healthy and loving relationship, he’ll be able to adjust to comfort you exactly the way you need him to
He’ll get used to how you react to certain types of comfort and change accordingly
Over time, he’ll surely get softer, being able to just lay together and cuddle if you need it
He’ll whisper about how much he loves you if he thinks that’ll help the most
Or, he’ll stay quiet and let you cry into his shoulder
He wouldn’t be as restless during times he needs to comfort you
That’s not to say that once you feel better or if you fall asleep beside him he won’t leave and beat someone or something up
Depends on what has put you down, he’ll comfort differently
Hange:
Queen of comforting you
Extremely observant, she could probably tell that you were bothered by something by the pace of your breathing
When she’s cheerful and what is bothering you isn’t too serious, she’d want to distract you
She might bring you to see her latest titan experiments or to go annoy Levi
Don’t even bother trying to tell her that you need to talk to someone, she’ll show up at your door in the morning because she “sensed” that you needed it
Honestly, her massive smile and excitedness are almost enough to cheer you up
Cuddles, and lots of them
Depending on what you were down about, the longer the cuddles are
She is also no stranger to the feeling of discomfort and stress after being in the Survey Corps for so long, so she’ll be able to tell what’s bothering you
Hange is also totally up to beating someone up for you
If Levi was a little harsh to you one day you felt a little sensitive, the midget better run
Most of the time, it’s playful revenge, unless what they did was absolutely awful
It’s just her way of letting you know she loves and cares for you
Definitely able to snap out of her boisterous mood if she discovers it’s irritating you when you’re not feeling like yourself
If you were lost in your own thoughts of self-consciousness or had an existential crisis, she’s much more calm
Very willing to talk to you for hours, debunking all your insecurities and worries
Most of the time, she’s honest and hopeful that everything will be fine
However, if you happen to be struggling with something that she’s been bottling up, she’ll open up too
It turns into a little couple’s therapy session, which is very relaxing
On expeditions, if you need her, she’ll be there
She’s probably the best person to be with when taking down titans, as she has such a carefree and refreshing way with titans
That’s instead of being dark and gloomy all the time
If you’d been dropping signs all day that you were bothered by something, she’d burst into your room and push you onto your bed to cuddle
Either that, or drag you out to join her in the lab
If you were crying, she’ll have you laughing in seconds
Hange has so many different ways to comfort you and is never dull
Every time you go to her, she’ll support you in the way you needed it most