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Best part of the day is walking into the Noragami tag to check what kind of chaos happened this time

the idea that people can watch house md without thinking house and wilson are gay is so foreign to me. i can’t believe people can watch them say shit like “..you’d think you were god, and i was worried your wings would melt” “if you die i’m alone”

“i need you to tell me that you love me” “we keep coming back, we’re a couple”

“you have everything you need right here. we both do.” and be like 

Ah yes. they are just good friends :) just heterosexual homies being straight. these are Things Straight People Say to Each Other. 

Quite a few people spontaneously liked this today...

Me: Hey im not doing my assignments because im unmotivated, sad and the only people I have left to talk too is my friends because they will actually listen to me and give me a reason to keep going.

Mom: If you don't do your assignments I'll take your phone away(even though I'm not the one who bought it for you, your dad did) and you wont be able to see your friends. >:(

Also my mom: I try so hard to keep you and your sister happy and this is what I get? I just feel like I'm being a bad mom, you make me feel like im doing a bad job. I just want what's best for you. );