Argo Barks - Tumblr Posts
arf yip-? Bark bark-?
(TRANSLATION: it’s true though- I saw you making out with another one of the suitors while I was chasing a rat out of the great hall-?)
man kisser
WHO EVEN ARE YOU👎👎👎👎👎👎👎❌❌❌❌❌❌
^^
(He wags his tail)
Open Starter:
You find Penelope hiding in a closet sewing up what looks like Telemachus's old clothing. As you approach, she looks up with an uncertain look of worry.
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Ooc: tagssss @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @argosfrfr @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @sillypuppetmeister @heraaaaaaaa @telemachus-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @little-starshark-with-wings @little-birdie-cass @thefallenwaxwinged
arf?🤨🤨
(TRANSLATION:are you sure about that?🤨🤨)
man kisser
WHO EVEN ARE YOU👎👎👎👎👎👎👎❌❌❌❌❌❌
arrffff- (judgmental dog face)
(TRANSLATION: riiightt-)
man kisser
WHO EVEN ARE YOU👎👎👎👎👎👎👎❌❌❌❌❌❌
(Argo stands next to her growling.)
I heard you hurt my daughter @little-starshark-with-wings ??? She said, you pulled her wings???
~ @penelope-is-waiting
WHAT!??!?? YOUR MAJESTY I WOULD NEVER!! THIS IS SLANDER- LIBEL— THIS-!!!
arf bark bark- woof yip bark:(
(TRANSLATION: @sillypuppetmeister kicked me while messing around with the other suitors- my side really hurts:( )
(Argo limps into Penelope’s room whining.)
Argos!? What happened? "she runs over to examine him*
(Argo fetches every dog he comes across and herds at least fifty of the suitors to watch before going and laying down next to Penelope.)
Open Starter:
You find Penelope hiding in a closet sewing up what looks like Telemachus's old clothing. As you approach, she looks up with an uncertain look of worry.
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Ooc: tagssss @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @argosfrfr @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @sillypuppetmeister @heraaaaaaaa @telemachus-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @little-starshark-with-wings @little-birdie-cass @thefallenwaxwinged
(he lays on her lap and watches Anti with interest)
Open Starter:
You find Penelope hiding in a closet sewing up what looks like Telemachus's old clothing. As you approach, she looks up with an uncertain look of worry.
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Ooc: tagssss @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @argosfrfr @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @sillypuppetmeister @heraaaaaaaa @telemachus-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @little-starshark-with-wings @little-birdie-cass @thefallenwaxwinged
(Argo makes a sound that sounds a lot like laughter)
Open Starter:
You find Penelope hiding in a closet sewing up what looks like Telemachus's old clothing. As you approach, she looks up with an uncertain look of worry.
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Ooc: tagssss @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @argosfrfr @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @sillypuppetmeister @heraaaaaaaa @telemachus-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @little-starshark-with-wings @little-birdie-cass @thefallenwaxwinged
(some of the dogs near Argo make the same sounds, Argo and the dogs bark back and forth)
Open Starter:
You find Penelope hiding in a closet sewing up what looks like Telemachus's old clothing. As you approach, she looks up with an uncertain look of worry.
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Ooc: tagssss @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @argosfrfr @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @sillypuppetmeister @heraaaaaaaa @telemachus-is-lost @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @little-starshark-with-wings @little-birdie-cass @thefallenwaxwinged
(walks into the room, pauses at the sight of them stabbing eachother and then backs out slowly.)
I bite bitch nom
“OW?”
(Argo sits)
Athena: Let's teach this dog a lesson, in front of all his kind!
Telemachus: Yeah! Let's do this!
Telemachus: Argos SIT. SIT
arf yip?🤨🤨 @telemachus-of-ithaca
(TRANSLATION: dis you?🤨🤨)
saw @orpheus-has-lyreizz s post abt gen z telemachus and i havent been able to get him out of my head since. congratulations hes brainrotted now
arf yip bark arf:(( Bark- yip- arf bark yip😔😔
(TRANSLATION: it must suck having this happen:(( not me- everyone loves me- but I bet @sillypuppetmeister has dealt with this a lot in his life😔😔)
(he rushes over to her and jumps onto the bed, moving so that he was laying next to her chest.) arf yip bark?:(((
(TRANSLATION: are you ok furless mother?:((( )
Open Starter:
*You notice Penelope is not around, which is unusual because normally she is running around taking care of everyone, making sure everyone has eaten is healthy or needs clothes sawn up. You find her in her bedroom laying on the olive tree bed. She looks asleep, but when you get closer, you realize she is awake with a puffy red nose and red teary eyes. She is clearly sick*
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Tags: @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @daonedaonlyskh @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @telemachus-is-lost @the-prince-telemachus @sillypuppetmeister @little-birdie-cass @little-starshark-with-wings @heraaaaaaaa @thefallenwaxwinged @telemy
(he licks the base of her chin and snuggles into her chest fully at her hug.) arf yip bark yip, bark? (he says worriedly)
(TRANSLATION: just tell me if you need me to go fetch something or someone for you, ok?)
Open Starter:
*You notice Penelope is not around, which is unusual because normally she is running around taking care of everyone, making sure everyone has eaten is healthy or needs clothes sawn up. You find her in her bedroom laying on the olive tree bed. She looks asleep, but when you get closer, you realize she is awake with a puffy red nose and red teary eyes. She is clearly sick*
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Tags: @telemachus-of-ithaca @unhinged-waterlilly @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost @vicious-daughter-of-zeus @daonedaonlyskh @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca @telemachus-is-lost @the-prince-telemachus @sillypuppetmeister @little-birdie-cass @little-starshark-with-wings @heraaaaaaaa @thefallenwaxwinged @telemy
(as if summoned Argos runs in, looking for tele before running over to them.)
“Antinous-“
- @the-prince-telemachus
He looks over, wiping the wine from his lips, “What-”
arf- bark yip-
(TRANSLATION: op- you done fucked up now-)
…….g………ga…….GAY
“NEVER!!!”
…“ wait is that eurymachus. BABE COME BACK—”
arf- bark yip bark:D
(TRASLATION: see- he knows:D)
BOO, ANTINOUS, YOU WHORE- 🤩
— @the-speedster-god
“W-WHAT THE FUCK- LORD HERMES—!??!???” He chokes.
arf bark yip bark- (he climbs onto Antins lap.)
(TRANSLATION: the day you stop trying to court penelope and just go after your man hoes is the day Ill stop bullying you-)
(walks over to Antin and forces his head onto Antins lap.) bark. yip bark bark
(TRANSLATION: pet me. you ugly man kissing slut)
Antinous was sitting on the ground, bored, playing with the furs draped around his neck. It’s been a quiet day, and honestly? Despite the dog’s hatred for him and.. rather scathing remarks, he’s thankful for the company. He pulls Argos closer and pets along his back. “You’d be such a good hunting dog if you didn’t dedicate your dog years to insulting such a great man, ya know that?”