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Arthur: Merlin, just to be clear, me having a drink with a servant will be a one time thing.
Merlin: Pff, I've never actually served you.
Arthur: I will not pay for this, Merlin.
Merlin: Oh, so you're disobeying the law now? That's a turn on.
Arthur: No. I won't pay it because you will.
Merlin: That's a turn off.
Arthur: I will deduct it from your salary.
Merlin: My salary? So you're not sacking me?
Arthur: No. But you're grounded.
Merlin: Grounded? Can't you bend me over your knee and spank me like any normal adult would?
Merlin: Oh, look. Now there's a turn on again.
*after watching Uther and Catrina making heart eyes at each other*
Merlin: Should I poison the dinner, Sire?
Arthur: MERLIN!!!
Arthur: That's not for another two hours!!
Arthur: I have to get inside! *tries and fails to kick in the door*
Merlin: I bet I can get you inside.
Arthur: Go ahead.
Merlin: I want a payraise.
Arthur: Fine.
Merlin: *knocks on the door*
Morgana: Come in, it's open!
Arthur: When I am King you will be full fired.
Merlin: If you become king.
Merlin: And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
Arthur: What?
Arthur: *enters a room and stops dead in his tracks*
Arthur: My father was here.
Merlin: What? How would you know?
Arthur: It smells of desperation and feelings of guilt.
Merlin: Even though we're now married I want to keep working. We've always had two incomes in this family.
Arthur: Yes, love, but your income was always deducted from my income.
Merlin: It must be so nice to be rich instead of like having to develop a personality.
Arthur: Shut up, Merlin.
Merlin: Buy my silence.
Merlin: I just love meeting new people! They've got stories to tell, and-
Arthur: Can you stop being cheerful, please?
Merlin: *chatters nonstop*
Arthur: Merlin. Your mouth is talking. You might want to see to that.
Arthur: Uncle. You're not bringing any weapons.
Aggravaine: Sire. I've been there a few years back. I might have made myself a few enemies thereabouts.
Merlin: *sarcastic* Enemies? You?! No! How can it be!
Prompt #9:
The cursed Prince
When Arthur was young he was cursed. A punishment for all his cruelties.
The next time he misused his powers as the Prince of Camelot against his people he started growing horns. They grew bigger and he became beastlier with every misbehaviour.
In order to become the handsome prince he once was he needs someone to show - and teach - him kindness.
Though who would help out the disgraced prince that has scared away everyone long ago?
Merlin: he said he didn’t want a pet
Merlin: he said he didn’t think they were cute
Merlin: he said he they weren’t suitable to have in the castle
Merlin: he said all these things and more but now he won’t even let me play with them
Arthur, cuddling yet another dragon he has brought home with an increasingly higher voice: who’s my little firebreathing snuggle princess? who’s my little firebreathing snuggle princess?
Merlin: we have seventeen now
Arthur, hugging the dragon as it singes a nearby ancient drapery with a hiccup: Merlin, can we keep her?
Arthur: I am Prince Arthur Pendragon and this is- *gestures to Merlin*
Sophia: Lady Sophia Tír-Mòr.
Merlin: Not quite, but what an interesting guess!
Arthur: *while Merlin is in the tavern* I've been ringing my summon-an-idiot-bell for ages. And yet, have I an idiot to show for my trouble? I have not!
Morgana: Arthur, I have to tell you something. Merlin is my hostage.
Arthur: *sarcastically* Splendid. Of course he is.
Merlin: I need a petname for Arthur.
Gaius: Well, I used to call Alice my better half.
Merlin: But Arthur is not just a half. He is his a whole in every aspect!
Merlin:
Merlin: I know! I'll call Arthur my better whole!
Gaius: Merlin, noo!!
Donkey Urges
Bonus feature: Merlin’s and Arthur’s butts
Merlin: We'll make time for your poetry lesson later, Sire.
Arthur: Yes, Merlin- what are you doing with your face?
Merlin: I'm winking.
Arthur: You're only supposed to use one eye.
Merlin: I know, but I can only do that if I hold the other one open with my finger, and I thought Morgana would notice.
Morgana: You're making the mistake of thinking Morgana cares.
Merlin: Weird, it feels like I've been complimented just now, but that couldn't have happened, could it? I mean there's only you and me in this room.
Arthur: Yes, very funny Merlin.