Asexual Panromantic Lucifer - Tumblr Posts

I woke up an hour ago and had to make this bc why didn't I think of it before and now I can't stop thinking about it help

Y'all see it? It's my newest headcanon.

Ok I'm going back to sleep now bc it's like 2 am where I am rn.

They are living together in asexual romantic bliss, duh! Asexual Radioapple forever! ♥️ ❤️ 💙 💖 💕 💓 ♥️ ❤️

No sex, only kisses and cuddles!

And bites, because this is still Alastor we are talking about here, lol.

So there's a video of Alastor's VA saying that Lucifer and Alastor don't fuck in the second season. And everyone's like "Ha, see that Radioapple fans? It's not canon. Mwahahaha."

And like first of all, oh well if it's not canon. Half the fun is the what-ifs, ya know?

But second of all, I'm just like...all he said is they ain't fucking. That means other things could still be on the table lol