Ashely And Denny's 4 Evahhhhhh!!!!! - Tumblr Posts

The Polycule of Doom™ shall only exist in my wildest imagination and in my sketchbook 😔

I don't usually confirm or deny fan theories before the story plays out, but there are such an outlandish number of fan theories asking if there will be a polyamorous relationship between the Greasefire characters that I need to answer them. Some of the poly theories also include Lexi and Duke Dandy???? Even Brady?? This will never happen, put any hope you have of it to rest.

Ashley would rather get run over by a bus than hear the word "polyamorous" ever again. He is the least likely character to ever want a poly relationship. Like he is literally traumatized by the very concept of them. I cannot stress enough how badly he wouldn't want that. The Greasefire gang are a friend group lmao they aren't in a six-way romantic slow burn, they're just close friends and that's fine.

PS though, I do support people making absolutely insane crack ships that would never be canon, so don't let this deter you from writing your own fanfic ending.